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    Someone from Wellington should send Ms Watson a postcard saying 'Dear Mummy, dont worry too much about me, i have run away with a Great Dane called 'Butch. We are in Wellington and we have visited the Zoo, Te Papa and the Beehive, tomorrow we going on the Cable Car, Yay! and get to meet the infamous Colapop...double Yay!...love and kisses Cricket'...

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    Ms Watons...'' Ive been calling out for Cricket for like 1,000,000 times'' (her words) interviewer said to her...You're Hoarse!
    Ms Watson....''No!, my Dog!....

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    Anyone have a mutt that matches the description, even a little, we can work magic with a bit of paint..... :

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    Reminds me of the story about the woman that went into a chemist shop to buy some hair remover for her chihuahua.
    The judge at a dog show had told her the dog had too much hair around its crutch.
    The chemist, thinking she wanted it for herself, warned her that she wouldn't be able to lower her arms fully for two days.
    She replied that it wasn't for her, "It's for my chihuahua."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Anyone have a mutt that matches the description, even a little, we can work magic with a bit of paint..... :
    Good skills Mrs Kendog! And we could explain away its personality change by saying it was terribly traumatised from being separated from Miss Watson, and luckily we are dog whisperers so can fix the problem for a not to shabby sum . . . makes the jubblied and pnuematic lipped one seem somewhat shallow after the various horrible things happening in the news lately.
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    I was talking about Nicky.... hehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Nicky Watson has lost her chawawa (sic)
    Chihuahua, if I understand correctly. I've led a sheltered life, you know...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Chihuahua, if I understand correctly. I've led a sheltered life, you know...
    Yep mate that why the sic after my spelling, a deliberate copy of someone else's piss poor spelling!..........my understanding of how to spell it comes from the phonetic pisstake........Cha hoooooooooa hoooooooooooa.

    Nicky not I used that precious spelling.......check the Close up web page if you want..........
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post

    *ugly, horrible woman with the worst tit job in the universe*
    Got any pictures?
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    What a kluts, but I like 99.9% of the male population would still give her a stiff one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I was talking about Nicky.... hehehehe
    Taking the Micky????????
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    *ugly, horrible woman with the worst tit job in the universe*......
    We agree on this point! Uglier than an ugly thing (with extra ugly)!
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    God, I can't wait for one of the two decent NZ programmes TVNZ actually shows to start (9:30 TV3 tonight)
    I don't believe that TV3 is part of the gubbinment propaganda network called "tvnz".
    Quote Originally Posted by SwanTiger View Post
    What a kluts, but I like 99.9% of the male population would still give her a stiff one!
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    Nah, Nicky Watson just doesn't do it for me. A combination of pneumatic titties, an incredibly Roman nose plus the historic insertion of a certain part of Matthew Ridge's body (into more than 2 orifices/orifi probably) makes her simply unappealing to me.
    So there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanTiger View Post
    What a kluts, but I like 99.9% of the male population!
    How is that relevant?

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