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  1. 27th November 2007, 20:14 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Nicky not I used that precious spelling...
    I understand. You may appreciate my nervousness about trusting the spelling of anybody who's prepared to get their nipples pierced on free-to-air TV. Us Eltham boys are naturally apprehensive about women's bits...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Ms Watons...'' Ive been calling out for Cricket for like 1,000,000 times'' (her words) interviewer said to her...You're Hoarse!
    Ms Watson....''No!, my Dog!....
    Was just goner post that gem,and she was bloody serious as,the interviewer just looked at her with a farken hell DUMB BLONDE expression.

    How many people have lost a pet today and who cares, except for themselves,but they aren't on tv.

    I think she may have been at erotica in Palmy,I didn't spy here but the wife thought she did,and if it was her there certainly wasn't ques of guys perving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I understand. You may appreciate my nervousness about trusting the spelling of anybody who's prepared to get their nipples pierced on free-to-air TV. Us Eltham boys are naturally apprehensive about women's bits...
    Haven't been to the local pubs for a while in Eltham lately,mind you when the sewing factory was there 20 yrs ago,anything went at the piss ups,even the odd girl on girl,ahh the good old days,when men were men and sheep shuddered with fear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    and sheep shuddered with fear.
    Hmmm. Sheep...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Hmmm. Sheep...
    Shit saw a few at whanga on weekend lol.

    Oldy but a goody.Whats the difference between a bj from Ms Clarke and shagging a sheep?

    Not a lot if ya don't look down!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Anyone have a mutt that matches the description, even a little, we can work magic with a bit of paint..... :
    I found a cricket? Not sure if it will scrub up too well but Nickers probably wouldn't notice!
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    Nicky Watson? I've heard she loves a little doggy...


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    Imagine if she had lost her cat..... Anyone seen my pussy?.....If you've seen my pussy ring this number....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusti View Post
    Imagine if she had lost her cat..... Anyone seen my pussy?.....If you've seen my pussy ring this number....
    Shit that'd overload the phone lines.


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