Police, eggs, and a bucket

**kro** · 27th November 2007, 20:10

So the story begins, it's 6.50pm in Sunny Nelson, and I am showing my children a funny video of cats doing loopy things, suddenly BANG !!!!!, I look to my left, and hello, a huge amount of something is on my window, I race outside, and discover about 6 eggs oozing down the side of my house. I look up, and 4 kids are riding down the walkway, laughing.

I spring into life, and throw the kids in the car, and fly off down the road, aha, found you, you little shits. I call the cops, who drop everything, including a high profile murder investigation, to rush to the scene.

30 mins after arriving home, a knock on my door, there stands a policeman, with 2 very red eyed 12 year olds, I recognise them straight away, and they get started on the job of scrubbing eggs off my house.

Normally I dont get excited about this sort of stuff, but last time they hit my house, they did it in the middle of the day, and the sun baked the egg onto the house, and it took a water blaster to remove it, which cost me good coin. Today, the little buggers cleaned it for me, and I am guessing by how shit scared they were, that I wont get hit by them again.

My kids watched the process, and learnt a great deal today.

**EJK** · 27th November 2007, 20:16

I woulda done the same

Well done! lol

**The Pastor** · 27th November 2007, 21:24

I would of gotten eggs and egged the egg heads who egged your house. egg.

**janno** · 27th November 2007, 21:27

Well, bling to the coppers! And making them clean up the egg is much more effective than going to a restorative justice conference, or whatever the hell you call it. And well done you for finding the little shits. Here's hoping they'll find their kicks some other way now.

**tri boy** · 27th November 2007, 21:44

Thats gotta be a positive for your kids to see that sort of thing.
Well done plod.

(you don't own a Donut shop do you?)......Just checking.

**Disco Dan** · 27th November 2007, 22:29

Originally Posted by kro

So the story begins, it's 6.50pm in Sunny Nelson, and I am showing my children a funny video of cats doing loopy things, suddenly BANG !!!!!, I look to my left, and hello, a huge amount of something is on my window, I race outside, and discover about 6 eggs oozing down the side of my house. I look up, and 4 kids are riding down the walkway, laughing.

I spring into life, and throw the kids in the car, and fly off down the road, aha, found you, you little shits. I call the cops, who drop everything, including a high profile murder investigation, to rush to the scene.

30 mins after arriving home, a knock on my door, there stands a policeman, with 2 very red eyed 12 year olds, I recognise them straight away, and they get started on the job of scrubbing eggs off my house.

Normally I dont get excited about this sort of stuff, but last time they hit my house, they did it in the middle of the day, and the sun baked the egg onto the house, and it took a water blaster to remove it, which cost me good coin. Today, the little buggers cleaned it for me, and I am guessing by how shit scared they were, that I wont get hit by them again.

My kids watched the process, and learnt a great deal today.

Meanwhile their mates went in through your back door and stole all your stuff...

Great justice though - nice one!

**mstriumph** · 27th November 2007, 23:45

nice one
i really LIKED that story - the baddies get caught and made to repent - the goodies triumph - the littlies learn a life lesson

......... then again, i 'm secretly addicted to old john wayne movies so my opinion is prolly pretty predictable

**The Tazman** · 28th November 2007, 03:42

God knows what the bloody PC people would have to say about it though!!!! They'd probably blame it on someone else or say how cruel it was to make them clean it up blah blah blah

I say:- Just the way it should be. It's about time kids started getting boundaries set and being punished for their own actions.

Bloody good on you for dealing to them and to the police for backing you up. Maybe things are on the change, here's hoping.

**deanohit** · 28th November 2007, 06:28

Nicely done mate.

**Edbear** · 28th November 2007, 06:54

Excellent result! Good to hear!

**Mully** · 28th November 2007, 07:09

About fucking time society's little shits were made to account.
Just a pity it's illegal to beat children these days.

**Drum** · 28th November 2007, 07:16

Why does no one ever throw bacon?

**vifferman** · 28th November 2007, 07:21

I wish I could catch whoever it is that's egged our house (twice), our gargre (three times) and my son's car (about four times, and it's also had other objects including an orange and piece of wood turfed at it).

The paint on the car and house were wrecked, and while the powder coat on the gargre door wasn't wrecked, close up you can see the results.

Yeah, it's really funny.