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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    You have never been to Balclutha, have you...
    Eeerrr, yes, I did...however very briefly in all honnesty! Sales trip, you know...

    Please, enlighten me , Oh Beacon of Wisdom...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Eeerrr, yes, I did...however very briefly in all honnesty! Sales trip, you know...

    Please, enlighten me , Oh Beacon of Wisdom...
    Balclutha.....well population probably dictates there I guess.

    I still prefer twins...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Balclutha.....well population probably dictates there I guess.

    I still prefer twins...............
    Err, cheers for that. I'm even more confused now...

    Dan, DAAAANNNN...please explain! Cos I know you will know, and take pity on my french ignorance...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Ok, to start with...Its' boudoir, and secondly (as I said a little earlier), it is a building site: it builds babies...or it did, 10 years ago, when I still didn't know how important riding a bike was...
    ...or what caused babies to build in the first place?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    How hot can you handle your meat???
    [obligatory double-entendre goes here]

    Very hot.

    When I'm in Sichuan, I send my meals back to the kitchen for extra spice.

    When I walk into my local Newmarket curry joint, the Goan chef out the back blushes with the memory of defeat.

    I substitute Kaitaia Fire in equal quantities for Watties tomato sauce on sausages.

    I wouldn't be surprised if my police file contained a note not to bother with pepper spray if I ever get stroppy.

    In other words...

    Bring it the fuck on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    ...or what caused babies to build in the first place?
    A different recipe which involves hiding a sausage for a while...and often!

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    [obligatory double-entendre goes here]

    Very hot.

    When I'm in Sichuan, I send my meals back to the kitchen for extra spice.

    When I walk into my local Newmarket curry joint, the Goan chef out the back blushes with the memory of defeat.

    I substitute Kaitaia Fire in equal quantities for Watties tomato sauce on sausages.

    I wouldn't be surprised if my police file contained a note not to bother with pepper spray if I ever get stroppy.

    In other words...

    Bring it the fuck on!

    Hhmmmm, that kind eh? Bummer is, you and I would probably be the only ones able to eat then...the average Kiwi taste buds can't seem to cope!

    My maternal grandfather used to put home made (by his vietnamese 2nd wife) chilli paste on top of crackers as a snack...and also add it again to any meals she would make, which if splattered on a wall would have stripped paint as it is... he was a staunch 5 foot6 blond terror with an evil temper on him...Apparently, I take a lot after him , minus the bad temper, of course...

    Thing is, he died of bowl cancer from so much acidic abuse..not pretty! So I tend to go quite a bit easier...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    "D" stands for the (sometimes) battery operated "third person" that is probably safest in a "threesome", in both medical and psycological ways.
    Bummer - I thought it stood for Dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    My maternal grandfather used to put home made (by his vietnamese 2nd wife) chilli paste on top of crackers as a snack...
    Yes, after a decade or so of work, I'm starting to think I'm finally at the point where I can start savouring raw chillis with a couple of my Indonesian friends.

    There's nothing quite like it.

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    the average Kiwi taste buds can't seem to cope!
    Oh, indeed. The average western taste buds don't, I'd say. I usually get shocked triple-takes in China at what I eat. Apparently gwailos aren't supposed to be capsaicin-tolerant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Oh god, what have I started?
    You should have seen that coming!!!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Oh, indeed. The average western taste buds don't, I'd say. I usually get shocked triple-takes in China at what I eat. Apparently gwailos aren't supposed to be capsaicin-tolerant.
    Capsicin is also so very good for you against prostate cancer...just thought that was a useful info for you boys out there...

    I do enjoy a good curry, but have rarely found a place that could do one without making it hot but also flavourless... You have got to be able to taste the spices, in my book!
    However, the indian/ mexican takeaway in Browns Bay has always met my high criterias on this...Been going to it for about 10 years now, and was never disappointed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I do enjoy a good curry, but have rarely found a place that could do one without making it hot but also flavourless...
    I can highly recommend Poppadom, in Newmarket. There's a reason that it's the second and fourth result on a global Google search for "poppadom"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I can highly recommend Poppadom, in Newmarket. There's a reason that it's the second and fourth result on a global Google search for "poppadom"!
    hehe...when I came to NZ, and first heard the word Poppadom, I thought it was something naughty!

    Cheers for the recommendation, shall check it out.
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Capsicin is also so very good for you against prostate cancer...
    I have a horror of prostate cancer, and do everything I can to reduce the risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I have a horror of prostate cancer, and do everything I can to reduce the risk.

    Understandably...however, make sure not to have the same experience my grandfather got...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    hehe...when I came to NZ, and first heard the word Poppadom, I thought it was something naughty!
    Like kumi kumi, perhaps? Add a whole new dimension to the expression "Would you like to play squash?"

    (Even my guord jokes are bad...)
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