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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    my guord jokes are bad...
    ... but your gourd jokes are quite passable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    ... but your gourd jokes are quite passable?
    My cheese jokes are no gouda either...

    (Edam spelling checker...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    My cheese jokes are no gouda either...

    (Edam spelling checker...)
    But your egg yolks crack me up...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Like kumi kumi, perhaps? Add a whole new dimension to the expression "Would you like to play squash?"

    (Even my guord jokes are bad...)
    Te he...still gets a giggle out of me...Gosh, I am easily amused, aren't I!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    My cheese jokes are no gouda either...

    (Edam spelling checker...)
    That should really go in your grated hits...

    *I'm hungry now, I don't know why...*

    Now the interesting question would be: If someone was to think of a third person while engaging in sexual relations with their partner, would that be a threesome?

    and more to the point, is that considered cheating?

    *sits back to watch the show...*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Now the interesting question would be: If someone was to think of a third person while engaging in sexual relations with their partner, would that be a threesome?

    and more to the point, is that considered cheating?
    Threesome? Maybe. Inspiration? Definitely. Cheating? Only if you believe that to think it is to do it.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Threesome? Maybe. Inspiration? Definitely. Cheating? Only if you believe that to think it is to do it.
    Once again, you and I agree...but I think the issue of whether it is cheating or not is a little more intricate than that...

    It really would depend on what intensity the thoughts are taking, how much it actually "helps" with that person's capacity to make woopee with their partner, and even what sorts of feelings are involved in the mere thinking of that third party.

    (e.g:Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who could only have sex with her man if she thought of her ex...that to me is cheating and fairly twisted, as well as dishonnest. I guess some individuals have a few too many loose kangaroos in the top paddock!)

    This obviously would be an extreme example, but it really makes one wonder as to how much we really know of what goes on in other people's heads...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Only if you believe that to think it is to do it.
    Sounds like religion - thought equals will equals action...

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    I think therefore I am
    "Rene Descartes was a drunken fart - I drink therefore I am!" (From a good song - I hope some of you know it.)
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Sounds like religion - thought equals will equals action...



    "Rene Descartes was a drunken fart - I drink therefore I am!" (From a good song - I hope some of you know it.)
    Bad thoughts? Three Hail Mary's for you, my boy. (I could never get my head around the 'If thine eye offend thee, then pluck it out' bullshit)
    Gidday Bruce.
    Gidday Bruce. Have you met the new guy Mikkel?
    Oooh that'll be confusing. We better call 'im Bruce
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Some years ago, I had a girlfriend who could only have sex with her man if she thought of her ex...
    I thought that was normal for women, but then, I'm only working from the ones who've been with me.



    (Yes, there are two possible ways to interpret that statement.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Gidday Bruce.
    Gidday Bruce. Have you met the new guy Mikkel?
    Oooh that'll be confusing. We better call 'im Bruce
    Gotta love it!

    You obviously know the song I was referring to
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    Soooo....what you are saying is that neither you nor your friend have ever had a threesome?
    Thanks for sharing.
    Me nope,wouldn't do her friend,so she said no,my friend not sure to be honest,heard he and his now wife did the 2 guys and she took em both if you know.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Oooh that'll be confusing. We better call 'im Bruce
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    Or you can hold it in your hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I thought that was normal for women, but then, I'm only working from the ones who've been with me.



    (Yes, there are two possible ways to interpret that statement.)
    Well you will be o'right cause in theory Jodie is your ex and you got back together............

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