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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    ....heard he and his now wife did the 2 guys and she took em both if you know.
    Crikey!!!!!!
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    Been in a couple but they are a powdercake of things that can go wrong. Only done the FFM - crossing the sausages could break the space-time-continuum.

    Don't get me wrong, 1 was bloody great, good points on this one was no one knew anyone, everyone felt the same about everybody no one was left out and when the xy was finished for round 1, the xx's were occupied and happy to wait for round 2. Because no one knew anyone there was no chance of shame or fear of failure so it was all on

    I know a counselor (friend) who tell me if you want to keep a relationship then don't try a threesome, if there are any insecurities at all they will be compounded real bad and its all messy.

    My GF suggested doing that as a way of sparking up the relationship, trying something new... then she suggested one of my female friends (who she's never met) my question to her was "could you look them in the eye while i was shagging them?" The subject was dropped and never re-visited
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    What's a powdercake?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    What's a powdercake?
    Its a collection of blackpowder packed into a disc used for the explosive charge in the old style ship cannons. Its really explosive and easy to drop and blow yourself up instead of using it properly

    Lots of english ships were blown up because someone wasn't careful to load the cannons properly in battle.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The price of biking is eternal vigilance. Switch off for a second and the bastard will bite you.
    You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.koz View Post
    crossing the sausages could break the space-time-continuum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
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    just brilliant
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The price of biking is eternal vigilance. Switch off for a second and the bastard will bite you.
    You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.

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    As far as thread necromancy goes this is a great choice!

    Speaking of necromancy and threesomes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.koz View Post
    Its a collection of blackpowder packed into a disc used for the explosive charge in the old style ship cannons. Its really explosive and easy to drop and blow yourself up instead of using it properly

    Lots of english ships were blown up because someone wasn't careful to load the cannons properly in battle.
    Thanks for that...a little french girl learns everyday


    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Dangle Fangle theory
    Gawd!

    What is it about you boys and your balls?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    What is it about you boys and your balls?
    We just want you to remember that the trick is to stroke them lightly. They're not goddamn muscles in need of deep-tissue massage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    We just want you to remember that the trick is to stroke them lightly. They're not goddamn muscles in need of deep-tissue massage.

    Hence the fact I like to have long nails...just a light, soft trailing generally does the trick

    I think that the point was made very well by mister.koz...Threesomes in theory and I'm sure in practice are perfectly doable.
    The only things really coming into play which will make it a hazardous enterprise are insecurities. And heck, I don't know many people who don't have those...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    And heck, I don't know many people who don't have those...
    I don't think I do... just don't tell my wife I said so.... she scares me
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    What is it about you boys and your balls?
    We're just so attached to them
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The price of biking is eternal vigilance. Switch off for a second and the bastard will bite you.
    You can't save the fallen, direct the lost or motivate the lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.koz View Post
    We're just so attached to them
    A man without balls is one of the most unattractive things ever...limp towels hold little interest generally.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    A man without balls is one of the most unattractive things ever...limp towels hold little interest generally.
    Yeah, all sorts of things become useless without the dangly bits (so i've heard)
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The price of biking is eternal vigilance. Switch off for a second and the bastard will bite you.
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    My balls are touching and I'm not gay.

    On another topic, I always thought it was a "powder-keg" as in a small barrel containing gun powder.
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