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  1. 28th November 2007, 17:32 #121
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    MFD is pretty safe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Nah mate Ritchie hasn't got the brains to vary or change the game plan on his own,needs to be coached.
    I don't need him to have brains on this particular occasion... I don't mind coaching him!

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    MFD is pretty safe...
    What the heck is MFD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I don't need him to have brains on this particular occasion... I don't mind coaching him!



    What the heck is MFD?
    It's MDF with the last two letters reversed. Don't quite know what it's got to do with this very classy thread.
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    "D" stands for the (sometimes) battery operated "third person" that is probably safest in a "threesome", in both medical and psycological ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Had a friend who was living at his place with his recently ex girlfriend,ex was at one end of home and happy couple at other,they had the odd 3 some,usually in hall when they passed each other and said fuck you,annimosity ruled.An ex g/f of mine said yes she would do it with another girl if she knew,but I said ok but my priority is fucking you not her,didn't care to have the friend,suppose it's strange,didn't happen,
    Soooo....what you are saying is that neither you nor your friend have ever had a threesome?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    What the heck is MFD?
    It's a building product that's used for flooring. Haven't you heard the expression "As thick as two sheets of MFD?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    It's a building product that's used for flooring. Haven't you heard the expression "As thick as two sheets of MFD?"

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    You have quite literally crushed any remaining romanticism I may have had in the notion of having a vibrating bunny anywhere near my building site...

    *and yes, i like using the little smilies...*

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  8. 29th November 2007, 11:56 #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    a vibrating bunny anywhere near my building site...
    Your building site?

    Good lord, that's a new one.
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  9. 29th November 2007, 12:05 #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Your building site?

    Good lord, that's a new one.
    Well, it is...it makes babies, don't it? Or do you still believe that boys are from cabbages and girls come from roses?

    I don't mind having that little talk with you if you're still unclear on the topic...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Your building site?

    Good lord, that's a new one.
    The mind boggles.


    A vision of sweaty carpenter, spotty apprentices and a plathora of tools, electrical cable and assoreted flotsam and jetsam scattered around...you must have one hell of an exciting boudior (sp)!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Well, it is...it makes babies, don't it?
    Yes, I got the allusion.

    I just, you know, was a little shocked; you give evidence of having a good vocabulary, and yet chose to descend to the use of such a crude euphemism...

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    The Police are my favourite threesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    The mind boggles.


    A vision of sweaty carpenter, spotty apprentices and a plathora of tools, electrical cable and assoreted flotsam and jetsam scattered around...you must have one hell of an exciting boudior (sp)!!!!!!
    Ok, to start with...Its' boudoir, and secondly (as I said a little earlier), it is a building site: it builds babies...or it did, 10 years ago, when I still didn't know how important riding a bike was...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Ok, to start with... Its' boudoir
    You have never been to Balclutha, have you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Yes, I got the allusion.

    I just, you know, was a little shocked; you give evidence of having a good vocabulary, and yet chose to descend to the use of such a crude euphemism...

    Oh you stinkin' little...

    How hot can you handle your meat???

    *mutter, rumble...you must spread the love...blah,blah feakin' blah...*
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