New forces for Iraq

**Macktheknife** · 29th November 2007, 14:53

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, Daytona, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

**janno** · 29th November 2007, 14:56

Now that's what I call a phallic symbol!!

**deanohit** · 29th November 2007, 15:43

Bwahahahahaha, that should do it!

**Tank** · 29th November 2007, 15:56

just emailed my friends in Florida - one of the best US jokes in ages !

**jrandom** · 29th November 2007, 16:00

Originally Posted by janno

Now that's what I call a phallic symbol!!

It's a Finnish Lahti 20mm calibre WW2 anti-tank rifle. A very recognisable weapon.

There are quite a few of them in private ownership in the USA, where they ended up after the war.