Dude, you need to get out more...Originally Posted by Dave-
Sir Cumference
Dude, you need to get out more...
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Whales are obsolete...
... and they take up oxygen and put out methane and carbondioxide as well.
Nuke the whales and we might be able to ride for a couple of more years.
(Still I kinda smell a troll here...)
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
The desert creature
So these two whales, male and female, are swimming happily through the
ocean when they come upon a boat. On seeing the boat, the male says,
"Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's swim up under that boat and blow
out really hard through our blowholes!"
The female says, "Oh, I don't know..."
"Come on, it'll be fun, come on, just this once!"
The female agrees and they swim up under the boat and blow out,
capsizing the boat and sending hapless sailors into the briny blue.
As they are swimming away, the male says, "Wow, that was fun, wasn't
it? Hey! I've got another idea! Let's swim back there and eat all
the sailors!"
To which the female, exasperated, replies, "Look, I agreed to the
blow job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen."
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Hardcore Biker
You pack of miserable cunts!!!!
This is a awesome cause.
SAVE THE WHALES, kILL THE NIPS!
They cant fuckn drive anyway.
Forum whore
Dude - you're a newb, and your first effort at participating is to harp on about the whales?
Damn, I thought this was a "NO FAT CHICKS" thread!
BAD poster number one... BAAAAAD!
Just for that, I'm ordering me a blubber burger, hell make it two!
*ick heads.
I wish i'd slated you both when you joined. So to make up for it i'm going to hound you constantly like the noobs & idjiots you both are.
You say you're bikers but you both ride mopeds.... how about you go buy some balls then come back to the bikers site when you have the tackle to play!
:slap:
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
BOOM! (I took the freedom to point out a few errors in your post - I'm sure you don't mind!)
What do you mean by "tackle to play"? I haven't heard that expression before. Besides I thought you had done me the favour of adding me to your ignore list - guess no luck on that part then.
Stop putting words in my mouth - I never said I was a biker, I just have a license and enjoy riding a motorcycle I prefer not to categorise myself.
Oh, I wouldn't have needed a license if I had a moped would I now? But I'm sure you were just trying to poke fun at smaller bikes - that's ok. After all it's fun to mock small things, wouldn't you agree?
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Forum whore
If anyone needed confirmation that you are an idjiot... here it is ^
BOOM! (I took the freedom to point out a few errors in your post - I'm sure you don't mind!)
What do you mean by "tackle to play"? I haven't heard that expression before. Besides I thought you had done me the favour of adding me to your ignore list - guess no luck on that part then.
Stop putting words in my mouth - I never said I was a biker, I just have a license and enjoy riding a motorcycle I prefer not to categorise myself.
Oh, I wouldn't have needed a license if I had a moped would I now? But I'm sure you were just trying to poke fun at smaller bikes - that's ok. After all it's fun to mock small things, wouldn't you agree?
:slap:
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
We'll let that one stand for a second.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Forum whore
Different cultures have different views.
For some reason we think the whale is special. The japs don't agree.
On the other hand, in parts of india, the cow is special. We don't agree.
Simply trying to force our views down other peoples throats is unlikely to win much support.
We can however logically argue that any species should be protected, if harvesting them risks their annihilation.
Of course, once stocks build back up, they go right back on the dinner menu !
David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.
Stabiliser Squad
*note to self: do not post before reading properly*
The world is my oxter
Forum whore
You should harp about seals
Harpoon the whales and eat 'em
Forum whore
I think we should start with stopping wailing on KB..... far too much of it..
Hardcore Biker
Thats a dig at big girls isnt it ?
Nuke the Japs!!!
FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
REPOST!
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Has left the building
You missed an O there...it's harpOOn
BTW...I've signed
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