Why save…you stupid?
Its been a long time coming but the IWI Saver is here.
This is far petter skeme than that Kiwi Saver cause you don't contribute any of your income, they just gife you the moneys each fursday of each week and you get unlimited holitays, sick tays and when you visit the docs, you get a mean card called Community Surfuces card, makes pyuning Night and Days pils cheaper for resale.
If you have more kids, then your rate of IWI Saver goes up aswell, its qood for me cause I always wanted a big family.
As a bonus of joining the IWI Saver you get other such benefits such as chrain hard out at the YMCA and get to really no those horses your betting on by spending quality time at the TAB whilst the kids stand outside watching and apsorbing the petting strategy.
Aslo beofore I's forget, if you demonstrate that you are really poor, than IWI Saver could kive you the house you alfawys dreamed if to stay in at pelow market falue. And as a bonus your neighpours are mostly your cousins so its community atmosfer ay.
Apply now at your local Work and Income store. PS...its a kood job Bridgcorp got wasted cause I owe them founsands when I pought my Mazda Pongo van last week, oderwise it coudve been repossesioned.
Okay, it's a bit lame.
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Originally Posted by janno
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