What's your corniest joke?

[Folcan]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs stuck in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What do you call a man that is under a car?
Jack

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call a girl between two goal posts?
Annette.

What does a girl with one leg and no arms call herself?
Irene..

What does a girl with no legs and no arms call herself?
Nolene..

What do you call a man who's been stuck in a pile of leaves for a long time?
Pete

What do you call a man who's just finished a can of soup?
Duncan.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs and hanging on the wall?
Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who gets thrown?
Lance.

Ok thats all I could think of at the moment

[Clockwork]

Which species of dinosaur had only one eye?

The Doyathynkesaurus.