What's your corniest joke?

**janno** · 30th November 2007, 16:03

Ya know, the ones that make you groan and laugh at the same time . . .
Such as -

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other "It smells fishy around here!"

Got any more?

**Laava** · 30th November 2007, 16:10

Heard about the three eggs?
Two bad!
Don't crucify me, I know it's bad but it's what you wanted!

**MSTRS:Me** · 30th November 2007, 16:16

Do pictures count?

**fireball** · 30th November 2007, 16:20

a man walked into a bar.. "ouch"

**janno** · 30th November 2007, 16:22

Brilliant!! Keep 'em coming!!

* Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
* In his sleevies.

**MSTRS:Me** · 30th November 2007, 16:25

He sat in the corner watching the dog lick his balls

**janno** · 30th November 2007, 16:30

Two strings walk into a bar. The first tries to order something. "I don't serve strings in this bar," the bartender says roughly and throws him out.

The second ruffs himself up, ties his ends together, walks in, and orders. "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" the bartender says.

"Yeah," the string says.

"Aren't you a string?" the bartender says.

"I'm a frayed knot," the string replies.

**Kendog** · 30th November 2007, 16:47

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

**bell** · 30th November 2007, 17:05

What's the only kind of biscuit that can fly?

A plain biscuit.

Duh.

**kevfromcoro** · 30th November 2007, 17:35

What do u call a pirate with a dollar coin in each ear...
A buckaneer...

**necrolyte** · 30th November 2007, 18:06

Two horses in a paddock
1st one says "i'm so hungry i could eat a horse"
2nd one says "MOOOOOO"

Two Cows
1st says, Worried about this mad cow disease?
2nd says, Why should i be, i'm a helecopter!