Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Born to be mild
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Grow older but never grow up
ArseBiscuit
What do you call a drunk muslim?
- Hammed
What do you call a very drunk muslim?
- MoHammed
What do you call a very drunk muslim carrying a sheep?
- MoHammed Haslam
What do you call a very drunk muslim carrying a sheep and a vibrator?
- Sheik MoHammed Haslam
One, two free, floor!
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?Originally Posted by Dilligaf
Still no fucking idea!
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Forum whore
Question: Where does the Colonel put his armies?
Answer: In his sleevies…
aaaaaaah!
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Q: Why does elephants have red eyes?
A: So you can't see them when they're hiding in a cherry tree.
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It sits on a leaf and waits until leaf-fall.
Q: Why does the children in africa avoid the forests in the fall?
A: That's when the elephants come down from the trees.
Q: Why do elephants wear green gumboots?
A: So you can't see them when they sneak across a pool table.
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: It has parked its red bicycle outside.
Q: How can you tell if there has been an elephant in your fridge?
A: There'll be footprints in the pate.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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Highway Biker
q: What do you call a boomerang that NEVER comes back ?
a: A stick!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
Highway Biker
q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet ?
a; Coz he'd look stupid with only 4 inches !
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
Psyclepath
Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So they can hide upside down in the custard.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What do you call a Hippy's wife?
A: Mississippi.
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
Retirement with a cause
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered up with leaves ????
Russel
If you eat a huge plate of Pasta , and then a huge plate of Antipasta......
are you still hungry ??
Scooter boy
Why did the monkey paint its balls red?
To hide in the cherry tree!
Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?
Tarzan picking cherries!
If the world didn't suck so much, we would all fall off
Wherever I may roam
A poll was taken concerning why men enjoy head. 5 percent said they like to feel dominant, 20% said they like the way it feels, and 75% said they just like the peace and quiet.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
The original Disco
How did AIDS get into America? ....up the Hudson.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Guest
Q. What does Disco Dan use for contraception?
A. His looks and personality.
Highway Biker
Q. What would you do if you saw a spaceman?
A. I'd park in it, man.
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