What's your most racist joke?

**SwanTiger** · 30th November 2007, 17:05

Some decent jokes aye?

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!

Why do blacks have white hands?
It rubs off the police cars!

What language does a Jewish homo speak?
Heblew!

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden!

Why did the black man do the first time they saw a ship?
Put their head in the water to see if it has wheels!

There are 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off a cliff and perish. What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers!

A nigger is walking down the road with a parrot on his shoulder. He meets a white man along the way and the white man says: He is so cute! Does he speak?
I don't know, I just bought him, says the parrot.

A nigger goes to the doctor. He complains of neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip naked and walk on all fours and stay a while in each corner of the room. The nigger gets up and boldy says 'What's the point?'
Well I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!

**deanohit** · 30th November 2007, 17:12

Now this will be a good thread!

A black kid comes home from school one day and asks his mother, "mom, today i learned i have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?" the mother replies, "NO FOOL, ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE 18!"

What did the Jewish father say to his son when his son asked for fifty dollars?
"Fourty dollars! What the hell do you need thirty dollars for?! I'm not giving you twenty dollars!"

What is the Indian Lottery?
When ya marry a persian woman, Ya get to scratch the red dot off her forhead and see if ya won a 7-11 or a car dealership

God was handing out wings to all his new angels. He got to the little black boy who looked with surprise and said: "Gee, Lord! Really? Am I gonna be an angel too?"
God replied: No niga. U a bat!

what do you call 100 niggers standing in a field?
antique farm equipment

**paturoa** · 30th November 2007, 17:24

Why are camels called the "ships of the desert"?

Because they are full of arab semen.

**kevfromcoro** · 30th November 2007, 17:28

Q.what do call a nigger swiming down a river
A. Black currant
Q. how do u get 15 niggers into a mini.
A. Chuck in $5
Q. how do u get them out
A. chuck in a cake of soap

**deanohit** · 30th November 2007, 17:46

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come up behind a 12 year old boy. The priest leans over and quietly says to the rabbi "hey, let's fuck him". The rabbi says "Ok. Outta what?"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why are there so many blacks and so few Indians?
No one plays "Cowboys and Niggers"

Fifteen Jewish Country Western Songs

1. "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
2. "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
3. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "
4. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"
5. "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"
6. "Stand by Your Mensch"
7. "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
8. "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"
9. "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
10. "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
11. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom,' I Knew She Meant 'Good-bye'"
12. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"
13. "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"
14. "Why Don't We Get Drunk? We're Jews!"
15. "Mamas, Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"

**necrolyte** · 30th November 2007, 18:02

You how Hitler killed shitloads of Jews... He killed a clown too.

And you're wondering why the clown....

see, nobody cares about the Jews

**BigG** · 30th November 2007, 18:44

Three negro's sitting talking, One says I'm the director of a huge roading Company, one of the others says well I'm the director of a huge shipping Company, the third one reply's with, I'm the director of VD, the others say what! and he says well I'm not actualy the director of VD but I'm the biggest distributor in this area.

**mud boy** · 30th November 2007, 19:29

sorry i havent been in touch with you but we had a black out in my street so we had to stay inside till they shoot the basted!!

**MotoGirl** · 30th November 2007, 20:07

God, this thread is so mean

I'm not racist; I think everyone should own a nigger.

**RC1** · 30th November 2007, 20:12

Originally Posted by MotoGirl

God, this thread is so mean

I'm not racist; I think everyone should own a nigger.

**deanohit** · 30th November 2007, 20:13

Originally Posted by MotoGirl

God, this thread is so mean

It is not, one of my best friends when I was a kid was a nigger.

But then daddy had to sell him.

**deanohit** · 30th November 2007, 20:19

these jokes are after all in Jokes & Humour, it's not like we're serious here, well, I'm not serious with these, just good for a laugh at how close some can be to the truth.
Like whats the difference between a pizza and a maori?
A pizza can feed a family of 4. =)

**SwanTiger** · 30th November 2007, 20:29

What is the name of New Zealands largest Marae?

Mt. Eden Prison.

**deanohit** · 30th November 2007, 20:30

Hey you looked in here Smoky knowing it is gonna be a racist thread, you want offensive, go and have a look in the sickist jokes thread, theres some real rotters in there, and yea, I've posted a few in there as well.

From Kevfromcoro:
How do you know an asian has robbed your house?
The cats gone, the ironings done and the bastard is still trying to reverse out of the driveway!