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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    How do you know an asian has robbed your house?
    The cats gone, the ironings done and the bastard is still trying to reverse out of the driveway!
    That's freakin hilarious

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    how do you stop a maori/jew/abo/nigger/kiwibiker drowning?

    take your foot off his head.

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    how to u know a maoris haqd sex..............................hes on crime watch

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    what do you call a nigger under water ?
    anything you like he cant hear ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    what do you call a nigger under water ?
    anything you like he cant hear ya
    ahahaha! that is pure geniousity! lol


    If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.

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    Some guys were talking about their IQ, they were wondering how good their IQ was, a geniuos has an IQ of well over 100 one said. I have an IQ of 50 the other said, some other guy said what if you had an IQ of 20 what would you be, they said : you'd be prety thick, wouldnt be able to tie your shoes, oh he said is that why Kiwi's whare Jandals. ( and cant spell)

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI View Post
    ahahaha! that is pure geniousity! lol
    Never heard that one before mate!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    How do you starve a nigger ?
    hide his welfare cheque in his work boots


    A fella comes allong the road, sees a skinner in the back of a lorry smashing up coconuts
    askes whats hes doing ....the skinner replies ,get a hammer and help before they hatch

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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A NEGRO WITH A GUN? sIR

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    A group of Jews are eating in a local resturant.

    About 5 minutes after dropping off their food, the waiter stops by their table again to check up on them.

    The waiter says, "Is anything ok?"
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    are stupid

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    Why do some negros have holes in their top lip? so they can see were they are going when they whistle.

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    whats long and black and full of seamen........a submarine

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    What's the difference between an Islander mother and an elephant?
    Fifty pounds and a black dress.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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