All right then, one for Smoky:
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
A pilot, you racist.
All right then, one for Smoky:
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
A pilot, you racist.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
What's long and hard on a black man?
4th grade
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
How do you terrify a black man?
Take him to an auction
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?
They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.
What do you get when you cross a black man with a queer Eskimo?
A snowblower that doesn't work
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Please keep this on topic. I have already given a couple of private warnings, now I've had to move some posts to PD. Next will be infractions.
Some of those posts were getting close to abuse.
Time to ride
So Smoky is riding down the road and he sees a monkey just sitting there. So he pulls over and sticks the monkey one the back of his bike and heads of to get some petrol. At the service station a man asks him "mate, where did you get that monkey?" "I just found him on the side of the road" replies Smoky.
The man looks at Smoky in astonishment and says "well you've got to take him to the zoo, you can just keep him". "Alright, will do" is Smoky's answer. The next day Smoky is back at the service station with the monkey again and so is the man. The man says " I thought I told you to take that monkey to the zoo". Smoky replies "I did, and tonight we're to the movies.
So by putting in the word "smoky" instead of "nigger" its no longer a racist joke. Isn't that right Smoky
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
good call J, back on topic..
What's white and twelve inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
Originally Posted by Albert
I'm glad you enjoyed it
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
What did the germans give the jews after the war?
The gas bill.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
New law in Alabama now states all coloured folk are to be buried at least 13' deep,as deep down they are ok.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
What did Abraham Lincoln say when he sobered up?
"I freed the WHAT?!?!"
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Thank Eris for the FSM!!
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