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    All right then, one for Smoky:
    What do you call a black man flying an airplane?















    A pilot, you racist.
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    What's long and hard on a black man?

























    4th grade
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    How do you terrify a black man?

    Take him to an auction
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?


    They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

    What do you get when you cross a black man with a queer Eskimo?



    A snowblower that doesn't work
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?


    They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.
    LOL!! that is fucken classic

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    Moderators warning

    Please keep this on topic. I have already given a couple of private warnings, now I've had to move some posts to PD. Next will be infractions.

    Some of those posts were getting close to abuse.
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    So Smoky is riding down the road and he sees a monkey just sitting there. So he pulls over and sticks the monkey one the back of his bike and heads of to get some petrol. At the service station a man asks him "mate, where did you get that monkey?" "I just found him on the side of the road" replies Smoky.
    The man looks at Smoky in astonishment and says "well you've got to take him to the zoo, you can just keep him". "Alright, will do" is Smoky's answer. The next day Smoky is back at the service station with the monkey again and so is the man. The man says " I thought I told you to take that monkey to the zoo". Smoky replies "I did, and tonight we're to the movies.


    So by putting in the word "smoky" instead of "nigger" its no longer a racist joke. Isn't that right Smoky
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    good call J, back on topic..

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    yep

    Quote Originally Posted by Weaver View Post
    So Smoky is riding down the road and he sees a monkey just sitting there. So he pulls over and sticks the monkey one the back of his bike and heads of to get some petrol. At the service station a man asks him "mate, where did you get that monkey?" "I just found him on the side of the road" replies Smoky.
    The man looks at Smoky in astonishment and says "well you've got to take him to the zoo, you can just keep him". "Alright, will do" is Smoky's answer. The next day Smoky is back at the service station with the monkey again and so is the man. The man says " I thought I told you to take that monkey to the zoo". Smoky replies "I did, and tonight we're to the movies.


    So by putting in the word "smoky" instead of "nigger" its no longer a racist joke. Isn't that right Smoky
    And it is a funny joke
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    I'm glad you enjoyed it
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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Why don't blacks marry Mexicans?


    They're afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.

    What do you get when you cross a black man with a queer Eskimo?



    A snowblower that doesn't work
    LOL hahahaha nice!
    WOW! ohh damn


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    New law in Alabama now states all coloured folk are to be buried at least 13' deep,as deep down they are ok.
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