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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    What did Abraham Lincoln say when he sobered up?
    "I freed the WHAT?!?!"
    Fucken classic man!

    A 300 pound woman from Samoa.............Anorexic

    What's the difference between a beluga whale and an Alaskan lesbian?
    40 lbs and a flannel shirt.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    How's a honda better than a nigger?

    It doesn't start singing "Old man river" if you take the chain off.


    What do you get if you cross breed a towelhead and a nigger?

    A thief that can't be arsed to steal!


    KKK putting the fun back in fundementalism!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    Two things I hate -


















    Racism and niggers.

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    Why do they put cotton balls in the tops of medicine bottles?

    To remind the Smokeys of their cotton-picking days before they became drug dealers.

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    Why dont Smokeys like Aspros (Disprin)?

    Cause they are white AND they work..........



    Why dont you hit a Smokey on a pushbike?

    Cause it's probably yours!

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    How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is?

    Put yer hand up his kilt and if its a 1/4 pounder, its McDonald!
    Last edited by Lias; 3rd December 2007 at 14:03. Reason: Fix
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is?

    Put yer hand up his kilt and if its a 1/2 pounder, its McDonald!
    McDonalds usually manage 1/4-pounders
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    We 'athiests' consider Wolf 'one of us' inasmuch as his approach to matters of philosophy mirrors our own. The fact that he chooses to live by tenets driven by a fantasy of the supernatural that he finds personally appealing and culturally relevant is neither here nor there.
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    Two red neck Aussies hold down an Abbo, and make him roll a dice.
    " If you roll 1,2,3,4, or 5, were gunna chop ya nuts off"!
    " What if i roll a 6?" replies the terrified Abbo.
    " Ya get another turn" replied the red neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    McDonalds usually manage 1/4-pounders
    Fixed.. In my defence I was doped up when I posted it (as you well know!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    McDonalds usually manage 1/4-pounders
    Two 1/4 make 1/2.

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    Yep. The McDonalds Double Gonadburger.

    Two 1/4 pounders and a small dill pickle. Cheese optional.
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Yep. The McDonalds Double Gonadburger.

    Two 1/4 pounders and a small dill pickle. Cheese optional.

    ..............................
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    We 'athiests' consider Wolf 'one of us' inasmuch as his approach to matters of philosophy mirrors our own. The fact that he chooses to live by tenets driven by a fantasy of the supernatural that he finds personally appealing and culturally relevant is neither here nor there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny side up View Post
    It is amazing what you can do with a big hammer and a lot of care.
    Thank Eris for the FSM!!

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    A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

    "Africa," says the parrot.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
    A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

    Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
    A: His lips are moving.

    Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
    A: Jail break

    Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?
    A: Your T.V

    Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
    A: Vinegar!

    Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
    A: A good days hunting.

    Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
    A: Problem

    Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
    A: Problems

    Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
    A: Problem solved

    Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
    A: His brother behind him with the VCR

    Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
    A: Because they were still monkeys.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Q: How does it sound when you start a chainsaw in the biblebelt?
    A: Rrrrfuumrrrrfummmnigganigganigganigga

    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Q: What do you call one black on the moon?
    A: Problem

    Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?
    A: Problems

    Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
    A: Problem solved
    Should be:

    A1: A squatter
    A2: Squatters
    A3: "THE SOLUTION"
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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