What's your most racist joke?

[WRT]

I bought a teddy bear yesterday for $10. I named him Mohammed. Last night I sold him for $30. My question is, have I made a prophet?

Apparently you are not the only one to be doing this.

[MisterD]

Apparently you are not the only one to be doing this.

It's not clear from the advert - does it come with a detachable head?

[tri boy]

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of mates late one night, a drunk Samoan led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass Gong hanging on the wall.

"Whats that big arse gong for?" one of his friends asked.

"Issssh nod a gong. Isssh a talking Maori clock". he drunkenly replied.

"A talking Maori clock - seriously?"

"Yup. Issh is. hic"

"Hows it work?" the second friend asked.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear shattering bash, and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at each other astounded at the noise.

Suddenly, a maori voice from the other side of the wall scremed, "For F**k sake, you stupid coconut, its ten past three in the morning"!!!

[megageoff76]

Why do Americans have hand brakes on their tanks?

So they can park on Slopes.

[Southern man]

Why don't Maori's square dance?

Because everytime some shouts ho down they think their sisters been shot!

[MGST]

The latest toy to hit the shops this Christmas is a talking Muslim doll. Trouble is, no one knows what it says because no one has the balls to pull the cord.

[mud boy]

ohhhh have to get his up and running again!

[icekiwi]

A nigger and an apple fall from a tree at the same time....

Which one hits the ground first?

The Apple of course...the rope stopped the nigger

[retro asian]

What's white and fourteen inches long?


Absolutely nothing.

[ElCoyote]

Please keep this on topic. I have already given a couple of private warnings, now I've had to move some posts to PD. Next will be infractions.

Some of those posts were getting close to abuse.

Have you not hugged your quota of trees today?

[Manxman]

Yep, what do you call 10 niggers on the back of my truck?

A sucsessful hunting trip

..or
Q: What do you call 100 Aussies at the bottom of the ocean?

A: a good start.

[mdnzz]

An Aussie, a Pakeha and Bro all applied for the job at the Diplomatic Squad.

Aussie sits the test and gets called into an office where he is greeted by two men with a gun.

One guy says to the Ocker, "ya shelia is in the next room, take this gun prove ya loyalty and shoot her".

"Bloody oath" says the Ocker "I cant do that she stuck with me through the drought".
"Your out" says the other fellow.

The Pakeha fella sits the test and gets greeted with the same senario.

"Hells bells couldn't do that" he says, "shes the mother of my kids".

He's also kicked out.

The Bro sits the tests and get bought into the room given the same task.

He looks at the two fella's and picks up the gun, enters the room and shuts the door.

Then one shot rings out, two more then the rest of the magazine before it falls deathly silent.

All of a sudden all hell breaks loose, theres screaming crashing the sound of things being broken, this lasts for a good ten minutes before silence again.

Then the bro staggers out, shirt all torn, blood streaming from his head.

The two fella's look at him then each other then back at him and both say, "what the f##k happened in there??"

The Bro looks up at them and says


"Some crazy f@#%r put blanks in the gun so I had to beat the bitch to death".

[Bass]

Why do Negros have big nostrils?


That's where God held them while he was spray painting them.

[Hemex]

What do you do if a leper rolls his eyes at you?

You roll them back to him...

[disturbed]

poem:
I know a nigga named Tim
I like to throw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft and dont hurt the skin
but these fuckers do
coz there still in the tin



what do u call a maori with one short leg?

-not even ow!