What's your most racist joke?

[Hitcher]

Lockwood Smith! Ha ha ha.

[eelracing]

What word,starting with an N and ending in an R do you not want to call a black person?










Neigh'bour.

[chrisso]

Maybe reposts?

Maori up a Power Pole? Black Power
In a Letter box? Blackmail
Up a tree? Branch Manager

A Towel head that lives between two buildings? Ali
A good looking Lebanese woman? Asif
What do you call a Lebanese woman whos had an abortion? Crimestoppers

[mud boy]

poem:
I know a nigga named Tim
I like to throw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft and dont hurt the skin
but these fuckers do
coz there still in the tin



what do u call a maori with one short leg?

-not even ow!

LOL!!! love that last one!! hahahaha

[Cheshire Cat]

this is nasty...lol


What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.


What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.


How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.


Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.


Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.


How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

[Cheshire Cat]

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

LOL

[slopster]

How do you stop a Maori going out?
Pour more petrol on

[disturbed]

who said americans are stupid? make a city under water level and fill it with blacks. fucking genius

[Qkchk:Me]

Why do Negros have big nostrils?


That's where God held them while he was spray painting them.

'Cause they have big fingers.

[Hemex]

The only potential problem with Obama at the top...

[scorpious]

The only potential problem with Obama at the top...

hahahahahahaha!

[Patrick]

Dunno what all the fuss is about this Obama fella...

Black fellas have been getting into white houses for years....

and George BUSH is already saying his wallet has gone missing....

[Cheshire Cat]

Whats the Maori alphabet? TAB DPB KFC




dirty little black kids who eat thistles and shit. They steal white peoples shoes and whine to the government for their "stolen" land back.Cant see them when stealing your microwave in the middle of the night.




http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e=2&term=maori

[Cheshire Cat]

Andrew: What is the fastest thing in the world?

David: I dunno

Andrew: A 5 cent peice. Whats the second fastest thing in the world?

David: What?

Andrew: A maori chasing it



hehehehhee

[Cheshire Cat]

Maori is an abbreviation for Male Homosexual Rapist:
(MA)le h(O)mosexual (R)ap(I)st.

The term is thought to have originated in Scottish prisons as far back as 1820.
Man 1: Check out that guy over there with the tatoos and aggressive stance. Look at that frown on his face.

Man 2: Hah. Yeah I see the guy. Looks like a total maori.

Man 1: Quick - backs to the wall!


ha