Sorry mate but I've had an inguinal hernia repair (mesh repair) and its a walk in the park. You need to seriously harden up. 
Try a ACL/medial ligament reconstruction using patella tendon grafts. That hurts a bit more.
Or a vasectomy. My vasectomy made my balls completely black and blue for two weeks and gave me a ball sack the size of a tennis ball... though I guess Paul's one might beat it. Sounds like the vasectomy from hell.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
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