Moped rider
come up and semen me some time ( i think may west but im not that old i cant be sure! shut it 007xx ha ha)
the drill sarg in full metal jacket on his hols.
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR RAIL JUNCTION,
i know! not that good but i thought it might get something going
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
Rest In Peace
Well, if you fart and dust comes out, that'll be a good indication...Originally Posted by ukbandit
Forum whore
It was Mae West.
"Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination."
Deus ex ukulele
A Mondegreen thread, he said, hopefully?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Bogeyman
Amphibologies, much fun.
See us first! Why go elsewhere to be cheated?
Smith's parmacy, we dispense with accuracy!
Try our superb cusine, you won't get better!
Dog for sale. Will eat anything. Especially fond of children.
Nice post, will waste no time reading it.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Deus ex ukulele
A man with a wooden leg named Smith?
Coming in short pants?
I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. God knows how it got into them.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
ArseBiscuit
Go ahead, make my hay. ~ Dirty Ed.
Deus ex ukulele
We're not in panzers any more, Toto ~ Erwin Rommel
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Bogeyman
Right, I've got the post, when I nod my head you hit it.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
National Spelling Chimp 2007
I am ze DENOMINATOR!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
The Loose Goose
"Here's looking at shoes" - Humphrey Bogart I think...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Forum whore
frankly my dear i dont give a rats arse.....bogart
Jesus built my Gixxer
Luke, I am your mother - Darth Vader
Built for speed, not for comfort
National Spelling Chimp 2007
Noooo, Gable you ninny!
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
Resident Redneck
It's real hard to be free when you're bought and sold out by Labour!
Interesting fact on Easy Rider:Thanks Wikipedia!According to Terry Southern's biographer, Lee Hill, the part of George Hanson had been written for Southern's friend, actor Rip Torn. When Torn met with Hopper and Fonda at a New York restaurant in early 1968 to discuss the role, Hopper began ranting about the "rednecks" he had encountered on his scouting trip to the South. Torn, a Texan, took exception to some of Hopper's remarks, and the two almost came to blows, as a result of which Torn withdrew from the project and had to be replaced by Jack Nicholson.
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