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    Off to Aus for a week - orders?

    I'm off to Brisbane on Wednesday.

    So far I need to bring back,

    A Kiss me Quick t-shirt for nadroj

    A pair of slippers shaped like koala bears for ocean1

    A Gold Coast meter maid for Pritch

    A "pink" nightspot guide for the mo-velicious Boob

    A family pack of condoms to stop Bonez damaging his knee again (don't ask).

    Any more requests from anyone else?
    Illuc ivi, illud feci.

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    Yes a Gold Coast meter maid would do me too. I'm only going to Sydney for the week and there just aren't the chicks on the streets there like those ones to bring home.

    Mrs cracked up when I was left speechless when we were in Surfers Sept last year and at about 8.30pm after we'd had a squiz in their shop and we're walking down the street and 3 of the lovelies just came strutting along dressed as they are, busy to finish their shift I guess, and I was caught without my camera at the ready. Bugger!
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    I'd prefer a "Kiss me wick" T.
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    Are you bringing that Ducati back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dennisr View Post
    Are you bringing that Ducati back?
    Not this time, but I will be firmly negotiating with ex about not selling it until I can bring it over.
    Illuc ivi, illud feci.

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    The "How to win an election book" for Allen Clarke from the aussie labour party,post it to NZLabour Party.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    I'm off to Brisbane on Wednesday.

    So far I need to bring back,

    A Kiss me Quick t-shirt for nadroj
    HAHA! More like Kiss me anytime and anywhere t-shirt!!!!
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    Yea, can you grab one of those harley trikes that Billy Connelly rode around Aussie/NZ on the doccos he made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour View Post
    Yea, can you grab one of those harley trikes that Billy Connelly rode around Aussie/NZ on the doccos he made.
    With a meter maid for you and a life guard for the better half? DONE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    I'm off to Brisbane on Wednesday.

    So far I need to bring back,

    A pair of slippers shaped like koala bears for ocean1
    With shift pads eh?

    Oh, and titanium toe sliders.
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    A nice big loud

    Crikey!

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    Yes - the memories of two nights!

    I don't remember them but I was in Sydney at the time and lost them. They should be good fun so if you see them sleeping in a gutter anywhere...

    Have fun, and don't forget -NZ has a limit of 3 litres of spirits PLUS 6 bottles of wine!. Drinking and driving is silly, but drinking with your friends is GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I don't drink, so won't be bringing back any duty free. If any aucklanders want to give me their order and can get the money to me tomorro night (Pt Chev) then I'll be happy to play courier . . .

    Cos I'm really nice and only have your best interests at heart.
    Illuc ivi, illud feci.

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    Just remember when going through imigration and they ask .Any criminal convictions?Don't do what I did and use the Billy T James reply.Do you still need one to get in?Sense of humour was found wanting.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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