I would give my left testicle for...

[young1]

Or for the girls amongst us "I would give my right tit for...."

These are sayings that no one seems to say anymore. I presume some of you can remember them from last century!!

So being purely selfish - what would you give your left testicle (or right tit) for?

[Str8 Jacket]

I wouldnt mind having (blood) family, but seeing as that's not really possible then i'd give both my tits for a working motorbike that can at least reach and hold speeds of 100kph and i'd bring Uncle B back to teach me to ride smoothly again!

[sunhuntin]

i like my right tit, so ill trade my left instead, for a million dollars to drop out of nowhere.

id give my life to have those that have passed returned, even just for an hour so we could say goodbye properly.

[Taz]

I'd give my left one for one that works properly

[007XX]

As much as I like them where they are, I'd give my boobies away if it could get rid of cancer, especially breats cancer.

Lost my mother in law to it almost 2 years ago, and we miss her so very much. She was closer to me than my own mother, and I would give the lot away to have her back.

[young1]

Great replies, keep them coming.

For me I would give my left testicle for a chance to go trout fishing one last time with my dad (he died when I was 11) and let him meet my son, his grandson, and watch them get to know each other.

[Ewan Oozarmy]

So being purely selfish - what would you give your left testicle (or right tit) for?

A replacement bionic one.......

[Goblin]

I would give my left nipple for a lifetime supply of Fighting Cock.

[soundbeltfarm]

i'd give my left grape to be a good dirt rider and then i'd have to cut the other one off because they big bastards and i'd end up riding towards the right all the time