Oceangram is a piss funny site, where you can send virtual messages in a bottle, that wind up being read by other people with too much time and too little sense.
Lots of wishes for love, various deities to bless all of us, and bollocks about soldiers being 'god sent to save the heathens'* abound - personally, I reply (yes, you can reply and chuck the 'bottle' back wishing everyone a joyous hangover and the blessings of Beelzebub.
It's great for winding up the bored housewives of the US!
This time waster was brought to you by the letter Splunge.
(Paraphrase, but you get the idea...)
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