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  1. 5th December 2007, 22:44 #1
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    Stupid warning labels

    Some people are just IDIOTS...have a look at these!


    Why would you eat an IPod.....so you could get a "feel" for the music???


    Who lets the dog DRIVE for fucks sake???


    wanna go for a spin in my washing machine????


    of course it contains peanuts you idiot!...


    Keep out of children? so I cant stab the little rug-rats????


    Pre shrunk by a process known as pre shrunk....are you friggin Irish?


    I will insert it in my penis if I friggin well want to!!!


    Yoga Training not allowed!


    Finally....some sensible advice...let the old bitch do the work!


    SAY WHAT???.....MORON OF THE YEAR GOES TO THE GUY WHO DID THIS SIGN!!!

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  2. 6th December 2007, 09:35 #2
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    one i remember from when we got the pc... on the instruction sheet just inside the flaps.

    step one: open box.

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    I remember a label on a small dust brush saying "If swallowed by child, seek immediate medical attention"
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
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    and there's those convenience meals that you have to turn upside down to read the heating instructions ...........
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  5. 6th December 2007, 13:54 #5
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    Ah, Jesus, can't remember that Slashdot sig. Google won't help me either. Misquote:

    We can solve America's stupidity crisis in one step; simply pull the warning labels off everything and wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by South3rn Rid3r View Post
    of course it contains peanuts you idiot!...
    Every packet of peanuts in NZ has an ingredients label. Of course, that doesn't make it not stupid.

    My brother had a bike, it said "DO NOT RIDE AT NIGHT". Wtf??
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  7. 6th December 2007, 14:07 #7
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    [QUOTE=South3rn Rid3r;1328375]


    I will insert it in my penis if I friggin well want to!!!


    I suppose thats one way to get a SCREW???
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    Quote Originally Posted by South3rn Rid3r View Post

    SAY WHAT???.....MORON OF THE YEAR GOES TO THE GUY WHO DID THIS SIGN!!!
    Moron or Genius?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ View Post
    Moron or Genius?
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  10. 6th December 2007, 16:13 #10
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    Not a warning label - but a stupid sign.

    I used to live not far away from this.

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  11. 7th December 2007, 12:02 #11
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    Bahahah! What's the story behind that one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Bahahah! What's the story behind that one?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Nuclear_Bunker
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    There's another one near Mistley, also in Essex, though as it's not open to the public any more, the sign's been covered up. You can still see it if you look hard enough though.


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  14. 7th December 2007, 13:28 #14
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    lol this thread should be under "Jokes and Humor"


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