Favourite porn styles...

[darkwolf]

Meh, I'll really watch anything that's on the box

[Kittyhawk]

I just made some porn.

[Mental Trousers]

I just made some porn.

So are you posting the video or what??

[FzerozeroT]

http://www.geocities.com/pedal_pumper38/index.html

oh yeah

[Kittyhawk]

So are you posting the video or what??

hahaha ok they are , naked, wet, and interacting with eachother.....

My baby turtles....

[Patch]

can't see their soft bits - tell 'em to take their shells off will ya

[Big Dog]

can't see their soft bits - tell 'em to take their shells off will ya

Soft porn in a hard shell?

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Soft porn in a hard shell?

Well wouldnt it be better than "hard porn in a soft shell" ... Now men should know that soft is not always a good thing

[oldguy]

Sigh, why must porn be negative or degrading?

Because small minded people say so.

If I like it, or think it artistic, and they did it of their own free will I will take a look.

works for me

[EJK]

Soft porn in a hard shell?

I bet they will take it slow and easy lol

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Well slow and steady wins the race ....lol

[P38]

Internet Rule #34:

If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.

Me n Mrs P38 were a bit pissed one night and dared each other to play a game of google it.

Simple game really.

Goes like this.
Set google preferences to "Do not filter my searches"
Think of something
Type it into Google
If you get no hits you win
If you get a hit you loose and have to skull a drink of the others choosing.

Slamming shots of tomato sauce n vodka aint funny believe me.

And if you think Nah that aint on the net.

Just play Google it.

Oh an "Be prepared to be shocked/sickened"

[P38]

Oh and for the poll

"Two birds in the Hand is way better than one in the Bush".

[Trudes]

Me n Mrs P38 were a bit pissed one night and dared each other to play a game of google it.

Simple game really.

Goes like this.
Set google preferences to "Do not filter my searches"
Think of something
Type it into Google
If you get no hits you win
If you get a hit you loose and have to skull a drink of the others choosing.

Slamming shots of tomato sauce n vodka aint funny believe me.

And if you think Nah that aint on the net.

Just play Google it.

Oh an "Be prepared to be shocked/sickened"

*puts it on the "to do" list*

[Wolf]

Hmmmm, no "porn is lame rubbish, would rather just have sex" option.

The very rare amount of porn I've seen is terribly acted and terribly scripted - as if a couple of people getting their rocks off in order to excite sexually-frustrated people actually needs a a plot, script or acting, they might as well just film them bonking and forget trying to pretend that there's a reason behind it or that the participants can actually read an Autocue smoothly.

I have absolutely no desire to see a bloke's twig-and-berries, no matter how attractive the woman sucking on it might be. Watching some ugly retard like Ron Jeremy getting sucked off does not excite me in the least.

Face it, blokes' "naughty bits" are just plain ugly - and the last thing I want to see filling a screen in tight close-up and slow motion.

Girl on girl action? Not as hideous-looking as girl on guy action, but still nowhere near as much fun as participating in real sex.

I guess Voyeurism is not one of my fetishes.

And if I'm going to watch a movie I'd rather it have a decent plot and good actors - I get a lot more cinematic enjoyment out of watching Sir Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin portraying a billionaire and his wife's lover stranded up in the mountains than watching some bimbo stumble her way through the words on the autocue and bonk Ron Jeremy.

That's cinematic enjoyment sorted. If I want sexual enjoyment, I have sex - far superior to any number of porno flicks.

I must disagree with 007XX on full frontal nudity - that's not porn to me, that's an anatomy lesson. Then again, I'm a Theoretical Nudist (I don't have a nudity taboo but the thing that stops me from joining the local "Sun Club" is the knowledge that I'd be beet red all over and the skin would be peeling off in strips within 10 minutes) so I don't see nudity as inherently "sexy".

Far more sexy, IMO, is a partially-clad, or even fully dressed, woman conveying an alluring attitude/pose so I agree with deanohit on that. If fully nude, the pose should "hint at", not "reveal all", anatomy.

So: porn = bleh, erotica = cool.

Ron Jeremy = total pukesville, though I can see why a lot blokes like him - if that ancient ugly sack of shit can get laid, there's hope for them yet...

p.s. I think Boomer's a lost cause so that's how I voted...