View Poll Results: Male Bikers who exfolliate - gay, or not gay?

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  • Gay. No doubt about it, buy that man some shares in KY.

    37 64.91%
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  1. #61
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    Ah, so exfoliation is scrubbing with abrasive soap.

    In what way is that gay?



    Wouldn't mind some of that treatment on my back, actually... oh yeah.

    So long as it's a girl doing it, of course.

    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Ah, so exfoliation is scrubbing with abrasive soap.

    In what way is that gay?



    Wouldn't mind some of that treatment on my back, actually... oh yeah.

    So long as it's a girl doing it, of course.

    Not just any girl I'm hoping!!!!

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    I maintain my exceptional good looks by using various products. I also go to a day spa and get pampered once every 2 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    Not just any girl I'm hoping!!!!
    Actually, I was about to edit my post with a subtle link to your profile.

    As a hint.

    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    I maintain my exceptional good looks by using various products. I also go to a day spa and get pampered once every 2 weeks.
    It's funny because it's probably quite true.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Actually, I was about to edit my post with a subtle link to your profile.

    As a hint.

    Nice save babe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    Nice save babe
    Yup, I'm a smooth operator.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    'cept on your back where you need a scrub... apparently...
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    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Why is there no poll option for us 'involuntary' exfoliators?
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Yeah, I get an involuntary exfoliation everytime someone rubs their unshaven face all over.

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    Tarmac is an excellent exfoliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    OK, help me out here.

    What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?
    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    foliating someone you used to shag... do i have to spell everything out for you?
    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Ah, so exfoliation is scrubbing with abrasive soap.

    In what way is that gay?
    Such naivity is refreshing I have to admit. But per the last explanation... I promise to be patient.

    If you "scrub" with abrasive soap your manhood gets worn down little by little over time until the only option you have left is to "receive" affection if you see what I mean.

    Ergo - you scrubadub too much dude... you better find you a comfy chair to lean forward over.
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    If you "scrub" with abrasive soap your manhood gets worn down little by little over time...
    It's my manhood, and I'll wash it as fast as I like.

    Goodness knows it needs it.

    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    It's my manhood, and I'll wash it as fast as I like.

    Goodness knows it needs it.

    ... you bastard - I actually got coffee coming out my nose!!!!!!!!

    Beer on me dude... that was good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Dude...

    ......

    I'm gonna make the safe assumption you know ALL the words to YMCA as well...
    probably with a more than passing rendition of "In the Navy" also
    "When you think of it,

    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

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