Male bikers who exfoliate!

**Ocean1** · 7th December 2007, 10:56

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

If you "scrub" with abrasive soap your manhood gets worn down

Dude, you're using the wrong product.

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLlGc...eature=related

**zeocen** · 7th December 2007, 11:04

Originally Posted by pzkpfw

Go ride a Honda.

Too busy have hot rampant sex with 5,000 virgins due to washing my face.

**Oakie** · 7th December 2007, 13:36

Originally Posted by zeocen

Too busy have hot rampant sex with 5,000 virgins due to washing my face.

Where the hell did you find 5000 virgins in Manurewa?

**Dave-** · 7th December 2007, 14:40

Originally Posted by Oakie

Where the hell did you find 5000 virgins in Manurewa?

baaa...

hint hint

**ManDownUnder** · 7th December 2007, 14:42

Originally Posted by Oakie

Where the hell did you find 5000 virgins in Manurewa?

Good question!

Originally Posted by Dave-

baaa...

hint hint

LOL naaaa even so you'd be lucky to find one or two in Sarf Oarkland

**Boob Johnson** · 7th December 2007, 15:30

I use exfoliating soap, but I don't tell anyone about it so its ok

**RC1** · 7th December 2007, 15:40

Originally Posted by Boob Johnson

I use exfoliating soap, but I don't tell anyone about it so its ok

me thinks your secrets safe

**steveb64** · 7th December 2007, 15:47

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

What soap? I have a tub of swarfegger in the shower (outside wall of house) and that is set to COLD.

You pricks started getting soft once you got overhead cams and electric starting ffs.....

Pussy. I use Solvol. The real stuff - not the pump shite.

Swarfega is for softies.

Anyway - by the time I've finished spraying - there aint NO foliage left.

**steveb64** · 7th December 2007, 15:50

Originally Posted by Dave-

baaa...

hint hint

So not only are they virgins - but they're blondes as well!

**Ocean1** · 7th December 2007, 15:53

Originally Posted by steveb64

Pussy. I use Solvol. The real stuff - not the pump shite.

Swarfega is for softies.

Anyway - by the time I've finished spraying - there aint NO foliage left.

Blouses. What's the world coming to?

I use a 9" disc sander.

Unless I've got a date.

Then I use the sand blaster.

**Bass** · 7th December 2007, 16:08

Originally Posted by Ocean1

Blouses. What's the world coming to?

I use a 9" disc sander.

Unless I've got a date.

Then I use the sand blaster.

Hear hear!

I just jump in the pickling bath at the local electroplaters. It takes everything off including hair, but then that's what exfoliating is, right?

Even the big blisters on the knob are a plus.

**steveb64** · 7th December 2007, 16:17

Originally Posted by Bass

Hear hear!

I just jump in the pickling bath at the local electroplaters. It takes everything off including hair, but then that's what exfoliating is, right?

Even the big blisters on the knob are a plus.

Wot - saving on ribbed condoms? Er, saving ribbed condoms?

the mental picture is TOO much.

**Donor** · 7th December 2007, 18:32

Pah.

I shower in Avgas.

I scrub using rusty steelo pads.

I shave using an electric plane.

I dry myself with sheets of kevlar.

And my wanger is SO damn big...

...ah hell, so that last one MAY be a lie...