Expect him to be grumpier than usual.
Expect him to be grumpier than usual.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Love you Jim!![]()
Whats your problem you grumpy old bugger?
Stop whinging on here and go for a ride like the one a couple years back where you imagined you were Madboy and rode like the devil himself
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
He's not grumpy - He's about half way way to being f'ard.
I reckon, geeze I'm sick of people wingeing about "having the flu" when I know it's either a hangover or hay fever. HTFU! (and go to work/school)
I skinned my knee, stubbed my toe... so, what am I meant to do about it? HTFU!
My tooth fell out yesterday and the tooth fairy forgot to give me $1, ...and! HTFU!!
And that was just the adults I encountered this morning!![]()
what i mean to say is;
Happy birthday![]()
C3P0: He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help you.
Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookie.
C3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.
C3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Wookie win.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Les douleurs de la morte, reporté.
And, of course...
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kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Arrrr, thankeee, me hearties, arrr!
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
I'm hard enough to use silly accents whenever I feel like it.
*Puts on appalling Franglais accent*
"What ees that oveerrr yourr shoulderrrrrrr?"
*runs away when tank looks*
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
OMG! Another birthday for you? Didn't you have one last year too?
Keep that up and you'll be as old as me in no time!
Have a great birthday Jim.![]()
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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