Settle down!

[Edbear]

Finally a thread run by bikers, not by their moms ! Yay ! no one telling me I'm a Darwin case cos I don't like my cycle helmet.

No one offering me a pink dayglo jacket, or offering to punch me out cos I forgot my gloves.

Can't bling you all ....

Unfortunately I don't have a pink jacket to offer you, and I might break a nail if I punched you, 'sides, Mum says I shouldn't wear pink and I shouldn't punch people, it's not nice...

[Maha]

Agreed man...too many floppy cucumbers

I love cucumbers

cheaper than batteries for the vibrator at the moment

Ya'll are talking about Apple cucumbers aye?....

[Big Dave]

nice shirts
wheres the "born to ride Japanese" ?

hmmm and I Should do an Italian and German one too.

[crazefox]

I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

Every second thread on KB at the moment is shouting at me to slow down, get my Will sorted, be an ATGATT, wear padded cycling undershorts, eat more vegetables, enjoy sex, blah blah blah!

FFS, we're bikers. What happened to the middle finger held up in half apathetic defiance of social norms?

Go start a healthy living site for homosexual whales and stop lecturing everyone. It's tiresome.

FUCKING aye brother jim. Praise the lord raise the middle finger