Fanuary

[Blue Velvet]

I don't wish to be picky

But the ad says "...women let their fannies grow freely..."

Now um, I dunno about anyone else, but a big loose twat? Urm, no thanks

[007XX]

I don't wish to be picky

But the ad says "...women let their fannies grow freely..."

Now um, I dunno about anyone else, but a big loose twat? Urm, no thanks

Waitomo Caves, anyone?

Personally, I keep mine on a leash at all times

[Hitcher]

Close, but no cigar...

[Sully60]

I don't wish to be picky

But the ad says "...women let their fannies grow freely..."

Now um, I dunno about anyone else, but a big loose twat? Urm, no thanks

I'm sure its like wheel bearings.....

Too much slop and and its hard to maintain direction! Or is that....erec...

Never mind

[deanohit]

[Southern Drawl]
You’d better dawdge Boyeee.

When Naambur Waan finds out y’all bin traash tawlkin her maan you’d bedda high tail it outta these here paarts. Or Y’all be wishin you just got yourself waaxed good and prooper.

Whayy just the other daay I caalled out, “wheeres ma' grits womaan?”
And shooot! Did I get them Grits!

Wait, is that :spudguita I hear?
I won't make an easy joke as I don't want to get on the wrong side of Number 1.


Back on topic, it will be interesting to hear how much growth there actually is in a month. Will it be like Movember where some have only a few wisps of hair and others are back to a jungle Indiana Jones wouldn't tackle.

[Hitcher]

I love the way you wear those worn out blue jeans
Walkin' all around in the big sunshine
Baby let me believe that you're perfect
At least for a little while

You don't have to tell me what you're thinkin'
You can keep all that to yourself
Baby we got such a good thing going
Don't show me that you're someone else

Cause I'm acting as if
This blue sky's never gonna rain down on me
I'm telling myself
This true love's never gonna leave me lonely
Unless there's something I've missed I'm acting as if

We don't have to have that conversation
Baby don't ya think it's goin' fine
We don't need to send out invitations
To tell the world that you're mine.

[ynot slow]

Get me a nice bottle of scotch and pay for the back-sack-and-crack and I'll do it. What do you think a landing strip would look like on a guy??

Will take your word on the outcome or resulting job.

[ynot slow]

Admire the ladies who wax,my ideal job is brazilian wax inspector if they got to iso9000 specs.

After a day in surgery and tubes everywhere,about 5 days later,out came epidural tube,catheter,drains and then the nurse removed the dressing on my butt,you'd think whilst under the anneasthetic they would shave ya crack,but NO WAY,had a trainee nurse do the job,let me say at time my pain results were about 3-4 out of 10 score.This was an 8-10 scale.

This is nothing compared to childbirth I venture to say but would be right up with it,although pain went after 20 mins or so.