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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    So I guess I better start searching for the meths.

    And if you can't drink it try popping it on your feet! Then when you walk up and down that hill you won't get blisters

    Hot tip someone gave me before I went on Outward Bound...and hey....it worked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuki Bandit View Post
    COMPULSORY NUDIST TIME!!!! When one has the house to themselves it's time to get naked. It makes the chores and domestic like stuff that much more interesting (not BBQ'ing though).
    haha, like how you think!!! Hey, I'm drunk!! *shuts the curtains as to not scare the neighbours*

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    How do you get up the hill pissed?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
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    Always best to walk up hill pissed. Just takes twice as long, two steps forward, one stagger back..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Ok, so hubby is out of town for a week (as of this avo), I'm left at home, alone. Just got home from work, cracked my first bevvy, planning on a few more and talk some crap here, as you do. What should I do to entertain myself??
    Grab a seat!

    Cheap as chips, come up here!

    Mom will look after you
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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    I usually just sleep at the bottom... of the hill
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    hehe, I'm sure you would Mom, but you're a bigger worry than I am, I have a funny feeling you'd corrupt me beyond all recognition!

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    NOT pOSSIBLE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Always best to walk up hill pissed. Just takes twice as long, two steps forward, one stagger back..
    Bwahahahaha, that is so true!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    get drunk...and have dirty drunkin sex with your vibrater!!! and then eat chocolate and fart!
    Farting is so yesterday!

    Best to do something that really makes you shine, belch like you mean it, failing that, fart like a Dray!

    *of course I dont do either*
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    I live at the very top of a hill, well practiced in the drunken uphill trek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post


    That one Col?
    HEy!! That's the one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I live at the very top of a hill, well practiced in the drunken uphill trek
    Ahhh, so you do 3 steps forward, 1 step back then?!
    Staggering just like this
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Ahhh, so you do 3 steps forward, 1 step back then?!
    Staggering just like this
    hehe, something like that. Until I fall over and decide the footpath is quite a comfy place to have a little nap. Not good when you wake up with a layer of frost on you though!

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