Dirty biker cyber thread....

[TRAINING WHEELS]

I slowly undo is zip to his leather pants....I release his throbbing member into my hands ...he jumps as he realizes just what i am doing
I slowly move my hands up and down him long pulsating member making sure i dont miss a beat

[turtleman]

I was going to say:

As I reach peak revs and slot in another gear, I find the distraction of the soft leathery gloves on my hardened shaft only momentary as I relax into the rhythm of the ride and the company. I contemplate finding a cosy nook in which to stop and indulge the consumig lust that emanates from the pillion seat, but instead enjoy the moment a while longer. Sensual caresses heighten my awareness, as I feel her pressing even harder into the soft leather jacket on my back. She begins gyrating as, like clockwork, the rhythm of her stroking hand continues to massage my throbbing love muscle. Sensing the imminent danger of total distraction she reluctantly withdraws her hand - caressing my sides as she gently withdraws, albeit temporarily.....

But that's too much so instead....

"Sensing that I was definitely going to get some tonight I quickly pulled over to the nearest layby, and gave her one on the grassy verge......"

[Winston001]

A little later they glided into a sun-dappled glade beside the river and drew gently to a halt. With a flick of the key the thunder stopped and silence descended upon the tranquil scene.

Stepping onto the soft grass he walked a few paces letting the cool air refresh his face after the heat of the helmet. Turning he looked at her, and his heart did a skip. "She's mine, all mine......." he thought to himself.

Slowly he advanced across the grass until he stood beside her. The heat between them was palpable. Reaching out he caressed her side and looked closely at -

"Whut ya wanna do now"

"Huh?" Startled he glanced sideways at his companion. The girl stood there with an odd frown on her face, tapping her foot and looking off into the distance.

For a moment he'd forgotten about her. Sure, she was a nice chick and keen enough to come for a ride to help sort out the fairing buffeting on the gorgeous machine in front of him. Indeed she was positively enthusiastic when he told her about the new bike.

But somehow she just didn't get it. All that squirming and holding on in the wrong places - any proper biker chick knew to hold the rear bar. It was so irritating. And she just didn't seem to get the symbiosis between a man and his steed.

Turning he summoned a smile and said -

[Finn]

...and she said "give me all 12 inches and make me bleed", so I fucked her 4 times and punched her on the nose.

[nodrog:Me]

...and she said "give me all 12 inches and make me bleed", so I fucked her 4 times and punched her on the nose.

....... but i still had to make my own eggs...

[TRAINING WHEELS]

....... but i still had to make my own eggs...

(MMM I know the best woman in town to get eggs from)

[fireball]

you know the rider does not have to be male.....

should read ....my hands slide up her thighs and i know she is as wet as i am, yearning to pull over to rip each others leathers off in lust......

and so on and so on.

[TRAINING WHEELS]

you know the rider does not have to be male.....

should read ....my hands slide up her thighs and i know she is as wet as i am, yearning to pull over to rip each others leathers off in lust......

and so on and so on.

Oh yea .... MMM and that wil be so much better ...But i think it was "kitty" that made it a man this time lol....

[fireball]

Oh yea .... MMM and that wil be so much better ...But i think it was "kitty" that made it a man this time lol....

we all know kitty wishes it was a woman


*hides in the corner*

[TRAINING WHEELS]

we all know kitty wishes it was a woman


*hides in the corner*

....Really

[jrandom]

we all know kitty wishes it was a woman

But of course.

I want to know why she hasn't had any volunteers yet! Where's the experts with the hookups, eh?

[fireball]

But of course.

I want to know why she hasn't had any volunteers yet! Where's the experts with the hookups, eh?

you know very well i am retired.....

[TRAINING WHEELS]

you know very well i am retired.....

Yea sure you are babe

[vifferman]

you know very well i am retired.....

"Retired" doesn't mean the same thing as "tired again", y'know.

[007XX]

"Retired" doesn't mean the same thing as "tired again", y'know.

Anyone saying they're too tired for sex is not trying hard enough...