Kiwi Biker BBQ - 23/08/03

**wkid_one** · 16th August 2003, 10:32

That fact it tastes like a nice mix of vinegar, turps and bath water is a mere triviality - it is cheap but!

**MikeL** · 16th August 2003, 11:31

Originally posted by wkid_one
That fact it tastes like a nice mix of vinegar, turps and bath water is a mere triviality - it is cheap but!

You haven't tried my home brew. I put it in old Stella bottles and manage to fool most people.

Or perhaps they're just too polite.

But no, really, it is good. The vinegar, turps and bath water taste only results if you don't sterilize properly.

My only problem is the occasional exploding bottle.

**Kwaka-Kid** · 16th August 2003, 12:06

Yeah MikeL, i still have 1 dozen 700ml or whatever big bottles of dads homebrew, approx 11 years old now, found it oneday when in dire need of alcohol with mates around and parents out.. what can i say, we were desperate, and i tell you, DO NOT touch hte stuff if its that old. It was a sour taste.. but still, playing the cardgame asshole and having to drink a glass each time really made you not want to loose for a change!

but yeah ill rip dads old kit out oneday, he used to keep a recepie book aorund here somwhere too, absolutly full, him and his mate at one stage had both under the house, in hte garage, and above the house full of it just waiting till it was at the right age or whatever, what is it anyway? 1 month or somthing? 6 and its off?, dunno, but 11 years and its DEFINATLY off, i think i still have some o those bottles left, was made back in about 1989... whos keen to get sick with me ?

**MikeL** · 16th August 2003, 16:47

KK
Read the following very carefully and DO EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS:

Search in and under your old man's house and locate every single bottle of home brew from 1989 or thereabouts. However thirsty/desperate/unhappy you are, do NOT under any circumstances drink any of it. Do NOT leave any bottles anywhere near cartons of beer or other items that you are putting aside for the KB barbecue. Do NOT leave any bottles in the garage next to bikes that need antifreeze/brake fluid or similar.

Pour every single bottle either down the drain or better, onto the garden where it will continue to kill slugs, snails and other pests for years to come.

but only if it's less than 6 months old!!

**Kwaka-Kid** · 16th August 2003, 20:02

damn after reading hte first little bit i was thinking hey., maybe somone wants the beer ive been saving.. so i shuda thrown it out when i moved house eh? bugger.. dunno why i kept it all.. spose if i got really poor and desperate!

well @ the KB BBQ just ask and ill rip out a few bottles for any of yas :P haahaha!

and yay i got new *to me* leathers! :P

**georgedubyabush** · 17th August 2003, 12:11

Is it true you get methanol or something as a by product from brewing spirits ?(or sthilling or whatever)? I think someone told me that once. Cheap alcohol and cheap racegas in one step.

**Andrew** · 17th August 2003, 14:29

I seem to remember something like that back in chemistry.

**Coldkiwi** · 18th August 2003, 12:23

well thats it.. its definitely BYO... or risk liquor poisoning!

**Kwaka-Kid** · 18th August 2003, 16:02

hahah kidding

WELL PPL! PM MITCH FOR HER ADDY if you want to come, this way we get an idea of numbers etc.

need more by the sounds of it tho, bring biker mates or whatever

**Duke of Rogan** · 18th August 2003, 18:12

maybe the Scooter boy "Lam" could bring his pet sheep for a spit roasting

(or some more photos)

hope no aussie's are reading this

**Kwaka-Kid** · 19th August 2003, 20:37

haha, good one duke.

anyways all good.. cmon ppl if you havnt PM'd mitch yet, DO IT! you know you wanna come meet the gang

6pm sharp b there.. only because it sucks 2 b the first 1 and if sum1 comes firs tand has to wait 10mins they will feel like a retart! :P har har shamed! nah kidding (lol if its me)

it will b all good

not a young blokes thing or nothing like that neither

my old mans coming, and possibly staying whole night, and even my mum and her hubbie might show up for a short while. So there ya go

if you feel you wont fit in - dont, our common interest is motorcycles

(duh!) so dont b worrying about no issues like dat y'all. lol

**Antallica** · 19th August 2003, 22:34

Age restriction?

**Mitch** · 20th August 2003, 09:44

There is no age restriction!!!! No time restriction!!!!! However there is a BULLSHIT RESTRICTION!!!!!!!

BBQ will be part in garage with any luck so not a huge drama if it rains a little, I might even pick up a heater for the older ones coming