What do you do for a job?

**Gizzit** · 9th December 2007, 16:12

I'd like to be a rich woman's play thing (my wife says i am ... lol) ...
I'm a registered nurse, currently working in community mental health and really enjoying it! However I do get concerned when friends say "you suit that job" !! lol ...

**autos** · 9th December 2007, 16:35

heavy diesel mechanic- and no that doesnt mean im overweight......much

**ynot slow** · 9th December 2007, 19:23

Originally Posted by maha man

Bang on.....but dont lay carpet anymore. Sometimes a knee will 'lock' (its a ligament thing i think) and it lasts for about 10-15 mins and its fucken painful. But that only happens a couple of times a year, its mostly a rewarding job but yeah the body takes a hammering

No shit mate,put a 35mtr(300kg)roll on a small trolley on friday alone and too farkin old to do it,damn rolls getting larger too 40mt plus,the polyfloor rolls don't get lighter either.

**jrandom** · 9th December 2007, 19:39

When I'm not wasting time on KB, I leverage intellectual capital synergies, envision mission-critical projections and push the envelope while communicating and empowering quality vectors to implement key player paradigms.

I mostly just waste time on KB though.

**BarBender** · 9th December 2007, 21:20

Originally Posted by jrandom

When I'm not wasting time on KB, I leverage intellectual capital synergies, envision mission-critical projections and push the envelope while communicating and empowering quality vectors to implement key player paradigms.

Let me get this right....So you copy other peoples ideas, use guesswork on important pieces of work and then attempt to influence stakeholders by using an array of unsubstantiated graphics, visuals and numbers in your presentations?

Sounds like what I do.

**necrolyte** · 9th December 2007, 21:38

the bums are catching up with the people who work hard for a living...

**SlashWylde** · 9th December 2007, 22:06

You didn't include engineering.

That's what I do.

As do a few others here also.

**Big Dave** · 9th December 2007, 23:15

Originally Posted by necrolyte

the bums are catching up with the people who work hard for a living...

They'll always lag a little behind.....

**Big Dave** · 9th December 2007, 23:16

Originally Posted by jrandom

When I'm not wasting time on KB, I leverage intellectual capital synergies, envision mission-critical projections and push the envelope while communicating and empowering quality vectors to implement key player paradigms.

I mostly just waste time on KB though.

I have the Dilbert generator bookmarked too

**The Pastor** · 10th December 2007, 08:10

Im just hired to look good in the office >_> and to "Strategize robust visionary abstractions" or what ever that means.

**Hitcher** · 10th December 2007, 08:14

I aspire to be able to make my hobby my job.

**Hitcher** · 10th December 2007, 08:15

And the poll needs an "indian" category to complete the Village People set.

**ManDownUnder** · 10th December 2007, 08:20

I sell ones and zeros for 'pooters to read.

**Cajun** · 10th December 2007, 08:21

Superhero isn't on the list so i can't choose that, either is my Job from my secret idenitiy either(IT[system adminsitrator], in nz largest port) [edit found IT in the second poll)