View Poll Results: Masterbation Yes or No

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  • I have six fingers. I'm always at it

    28 38.36%

  • Never have never will. Where's the Tui's

    17 23.29%

  • I got caught. I now have erectile dysfunctional syndrom

    2 2.74%

  • I'm a girl. I can't.

    4 5.48%

  • (Wank wank money in the bank) I'm trying to make my first million

    18 24.66%

  • It's my way of reducing the Government's Domestic Purposes Benifit Bill

    11 15.07%

  • No. I'm scared of going blind or growing hair on the palms of my hands

    1 1.37%

  • I thought it was called fellatio

    4 5.48%

  • I don't have to. I'm a contortionist

    4 5.48%

  • I'm a prude and this should be in the PD thread

    6 8.22%
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Thread: Masturbation. For entertainment purposes only

  1. 16th November 2007, 15:53 #1
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    Masturbation. For entertainment purposes only

    The last of the taboo subjects. But seen here first on KB.

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  2. 16th November 2007, 15:56 #2
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    I'm for it!

    -Where is the poll?
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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  3. 16th November 2007, 16:03 #3
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  4. 16th November 2007, 16:09 #4
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    Who says girls cant wank??? What a load of bollocks!!
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  5. 16th November 2007, 16:14 #5
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    I got caught by my mom when i was about 14
    Having one in the shower.
    What do think you are doing she says
    My answer was..
    Its my cock and i will wash it as fast as i like
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  6. 16th November 2007, 16:18 #6
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    I caught someone having a wank once; he didn't close the door properly. Took my belt out and belted his ass hard, he came all over the place and is shit traumatised for life now.
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  7. 16th November 2007, 16:18 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Who says girls cant wank??? What a load of bollocks!!
    Goblin is quite right

    Have you suffered from a sheltered upbringing Skyryder? (lol) John.
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  8. 16th November 2007, 16:24 #8
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    Great way to "Crank Start Your Day".
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  9. 16th November 2007, 16:47 #9
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    way i see it is if you cant love yourself who can you love.
    and anyway no one makes me cum like i make myself cum.hahahah
    better not let the wife see this.
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  10. 16th November 2007, 16:51 #10
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    Saw a doco a week or so ago on a guys who masterbate too much, like 30 plus a day! They were having pains in their prostates they were working them that hard.
    I don't do it myself, i was born without sexual organs, praise the lord.

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  12. 16th November 2007, 16:57 #12
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    Why is this a private poll?

    I am not ashamed of never having wanked!.........LOL
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  13. 16th November 2007, 17:06 #13
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    What is the most sensitive part on a mans body when wanking?












    ............




    His ears listening for someone coming.



    Oldie I know but still a goody..
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  14. 16th November 2007, 17:12 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Goblin is quite right

    Have you suffered from a sheltered upbringing Skyryder? (lol) John.
    I ran out of options??

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  15. 16th November 2007, 17:13 #15
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    Never needed to as I've always had someone to do it for me...
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