Flame Warrior: input & help needed for new categories

[Mental Trousers]

Ok. In an effort to revive the Flame Warrior part of the site I want to add some new categories that are bike oriented. Seeing as I'm lazy I'm looking to kber's to come up with the categories and descriptions. Also, because I lack the know how, I'll need a Graphic Artist to draw up the icons for these new categories.

Any Graphic Artists willing to draw up some icons please contact me.

Everyone else, we need new categories and descriptions.

For example:

Category: Squid (Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous)
Description: Often found popping wheelies on suburban streets or trying to get their knee down on as many corners as possible, the Squid likes to think that he is the man and that he has no need for proper riding gear as he is never going to crash and even if he does, he's immortal and won't get hurt. Immune to criticism and basic logic the Squid will read something on a highly suspect website claiming that having the bike vertical while his knee is down is worth 5 seconds a lap at the track and promptly go out and try it, falsely claiming that he's now quicker than ever when in fact he's slower.

[Drew]

Ooooohhhhh, this will be fun. I'll give it some thought at work tomorrow and chuck a couple cats amongst the pigeons in the evening.

[Usarka]

Category: Squid (Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous)
Description: Often found popping wheelies on suburban streets or trying to get their knee down on as many corners as possible, the Squid likes to think that he is the man and that he has no need for proper riding gear as he is never going to crash and even if he does, he's immortal and won't get hurt. Immune to criticism and basic logic the Squid will read something on a highly suspect website claiming that having the bike vertical while his knee is down is worth 5 seconds a lap at the track and promptly go out and try it, falsely claiming that he's now quicker than ever when in fact he's slower.

Stop picking on skidmark!

[McJim]

We could have some real fun with this - just think of a person and create a flame warrior name for them:

Skidmark - Kalamari Kid (or any given Squid)
DMNTD - Serial Bike Buyer (for anyone who buys more than 3 new bikes a year)
Katman - Anti Mono Maniac (for overly protective comments against wheelies)
Scumdog - Tassled Terror (for tassles on a cruiser)
Maverick - Chicken Strips (for people who don't lean much)
gijoe1313 - Rideaholic (for those who ride...and ride....and ride....and ride....)
Jim2 - Grumpy (no explanation needed)

[deanohit]

We could have some real fun with this - just think of a person and create a flame warrior namne for them:Serial Bike Buyer (for anyone who buys more than 3 new bikes a year)

How about the Serial Killer for anyone who is always binning.

[Maha]

McJim- Hotel California (when wife says you checked out, but you never leave)......

[James Deuce]

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Jim2 - Grumpy (no explanation needed)

Scots git.

[Mikkel]

Can't remember if there are such categories already - fascist moderator, devil's advocate, gainsayer extraordinaire, retroactive editor...

[McJim]

Can't remember if there are such categories already - fascist moderator, devil's advocate, gainsayer extraordinaire, retroactive editor...

There are some similar things already there but I got the impression that Spankme...sorry I mean Mental Trousers was looking for bike specific ones.

I still prefer Kalamari Kid to Squid.

[limbimtimwim]

Site Cowpoos - For Cowpoos.

That's it.

[Trudes]

well, we definitely need Bitch - Could even have sub categories: stupid bitch, crazy bitch etc like Drew mentioned in the biggest bitch thread, then Flame can be sexy bitch etc etc.
Noob is definitely needed; antagoniser; sexy beast; Chopper......

Oh and can I say about time the flame warrior was updated, awesome, thanks, I love the flame warriors!

[Qkchk:Me]

God Squad - Any member who thinks they can be a Moderator

[Usarka]

Site Burnout - Laid all his rubber down on the road ages ago, and has been riding around with the same tired traction and tread since.

[Kendog]

sexy beast

Thanks babe

[skelstar]

Something regarding people who just wank on about themselves and don't contribute anything to the site bike-wise. Maybe they don't own a bike or don't intend to. Leech if you like?

Also: Repeat Offender? Someone that creates multiple logins etc ... like 'ReDReP'? LOL