How about...
Emo Kid
Painted on ears
Nuttier than Squirrel Shit
How about...
Emo Kid
Painted on ears
Nuttier than Squirrel Shit
Grease Monkey. Someone with permanently disoloured hands - they love ripping stuff to bits - usually succeed it getting it back together, sometimes it goes, but often they end up with that single 6mm high tensile bolt that "must come from somewhere" but it's probably not important.
Burt Munro. Someone that has "the touch" - They get machinery going, and going etter than ever, with the barest of apparent effort and often in the face of conventional wisdom
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Not really flame warrior stuff thou as it's not forum related. Maybe the award system on my SV site is better suited.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Bullshit - Always bragging, lies 99% of the time about his/her abilities. The slightest hint of vertical front wheel movement and stories appear on perfect wheelies.
RoadKill - Aspires to be roadkill, usually ignorant of others advice and rides with little/no regard to anyone elses safety.
KneeJerk - Obsessed with getting his/her knee down
Rossi - Famous for great skill and talent on the track
Wannabe - First bike is usually 600cc + and has bigger chicken strips than a deli, ego is usually far bigger than than actual talent - bins often.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
. .DESCRIPTION:
This is a Medals/Awards system. Admin can give members awards, and award icons will be displayed in member's profile, posts, as well as in a award list.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
I like the awards system if it means that only a certain group can give the awards out... don't want the sycophants giving them out everywhere.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
A couple of suggestions.
Mono Lisa Head or tail? -Why settle for either when both are too easy! The sites resident female stunter who displays balls of a magnitude that causes most male member a great deal of envy.Jesse JamesInfamous for stealing and/or derailing threads taking them away from the OP and far out into the uncharted wastes of Off-topic. Despite the unlawful character of such hi-jacks Jesse receives significant backup for his antics from other more gullible forum users.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Had a couple in mind, more or less been covered...
WhitTrash wannabe: Yet another ass lick that believes the sun shines from Jimmy's bum. Often spouts to all how he/she did amazing things on two wheels in the presence of his holiness, the irreverent and undisputable WhiteTrash.
Are you getting jealous AGAIN drew?
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Edited and added one more
Shiner: Someone who's bike experience comes more from a polishing cloth in hand, rather than grips and clutch in hand. Not that there is anything wrong with having a well presented bike, but he or she could do with more on the bike experience. A shiner could quite possibly be someone who has a bike for the sole purpose of saying they have one.
De-Baffler: A de-baffler has one sole purpose: To be loud and let everyone knows it's them. This not only applies to their bike, but their online personality. A de-baffler could quite likely be a good person at heart, but the ease at which a loud bike and out front online persona draws attention to themselves is too tempting.
Last edited by The Lone Rider; 19th December 2007 at 00:02. Reason: Updated post
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Preposterone: Teenage Biker who claims a Honda VTR1000 can do 260 km/hr two up and his mate's Dad once wheelied a Slab Sider GSXR1100 over the Rimutakas at 100 km/hr without ever slowing down for any corners. Will spit the dummy and use the Internet as "proof" of his claims despite seasoned hands pointing out that a well fettled VTR1000 will do 260 one up - provided the "one" isn't Fatjim - and said VTR has a stiff tail wind. Is loud mouthed and full of muscle bound challenges in print. In real life isn't old enough to get into a bar with a TCWNR crowd, turns up a good 10 minutes after the bulk of the riders have arrived and settled into a pub meal, and spends the entire time at the pub nursing a Coke on a picnic table outside and not talking to anyone. Should really see someone about that acne.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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