Flame Warrior: input & help needed for new categories

[skidMark]

Bullshit - Always bragging, lies 99% of the time about his/her abilities. The slightest hint of vertical front wheel movement and stories appear on perfect wheelies.

RoadKill - Aspires to be roadkill, usually ignorant of others advice and rides with little/no regard to anyone elses safety.

KneeJerk - Obsessed with getting his/her knee down

Rossi - Famous for great skill and talent on the track

Wannabe - First bike is usually 600cc + and has bigger chicken strips than a deli, ego is usually far bigger than than actual talent - bins often.

can i be bullshit , road kill , and kneejerk?

[Drew]

Preposterone: Teenage Biker who claims a Honda VTR1000 can do 260 km/hr two up and his mate's Dad once wheelied a Slab Sider GSXR1100 over the Rimutakas at 100 km/hr without ever slowing down for any corners. Will spit the dummy and use the Internet as "proof" of his claims despite seasoned hands pointing out that a well fettled VTR1000 will do 260 one up - provided the "one" isn't Fatjim - and said VTR has a stiff tail wind. Is loud mouthed and full of muscle bound challenges in print. In real life isn't old enough to get into a bar with a TCWNR crowd, turns up a good 10 minutes after the bulk of the riders have arrived and settled into a pub meal, and spends the entire time at the pub nursing a Coke on a picnic table outside and not talking to anyone. Should really see someone about that acne.

Someone piss you off on TCWNR last week bro?

[James Deuce]

Nope. I have a longer memory than that.

[ManDownUnder]

Dover - owner of a new, top of the line bike with an almost magnetic attraction to hard objects located well off the road, often only found over a culvert, through a solid hedgerow and post and batten fence.

[Mental Trousers]

That ones a keeper. Just need to find someone who can fiddle the coloured pixels until they resemble icons now ...

[Cajun]

Trashed Rubber - is rough around the edges and appears overly worn. This person is constantly on a heat cycle and has obviously been round the track one too many times.

[Morcs]

what about:
Honda Homo?
Cowpoos wannabe?
Head mod basher?

[Toaster]

Good bastard Just a damn good kiwi bloke/babe that is fantastic to be around, positive and supportive.

Twat Annoying little twat - pure and simple brainless dribbly little moron you'd love to hold down and fart on his head.

Pimple Irritating little pest with a swollen head full of good for nothing puss.... who also needs to be held down and farted on.

Fireman Constantly trying to put out fires by watering down arguments and trying to cool things down when it gets heated.

Referee Always blowing his whistle telling offsiders to sort their shit out and penalising foul play with red rep or sin bins etc.

Slapper Needs no explanation - the chick who spends all her time teasing boys and goodness knows what else.

Coffee table humper Rides a 600cc sports bike and thinks its just the best bike anyone could own.

Anticop Spends all his time spitting insults and bullshit about the police because he was dumb enough to get a few too many speeding tickets which was everyone elses fault bar his own of course.

[Cajun]

Cruise Control - is a dark hose who never brags about his riding abilities. He is smooth, completely in control of his machine, and can ride like Hell! Cruise Control's namesake is gained by maintaining the same position on the bike irrespective of whether he's on a straight, in tight twises, doing 100kph, or even 200kph! <--- Blackbird2

Side stand - is there to support every rider to prevent them falling down, and unfortunately, Side Stand has been seen to be kicked for their efforts.

Race stand - Otherwise known as "God", Race Stand hoists him or herself onto a pedastal to preach to the masses and draw attention to his or her own importance.

Leaky hose - Wallet is continuously leaking funds and spends ludicrious amounts of money to impress others. One can never have too many bikes or too much bling, and this extends from the bike to the gear to the house.

Bottomed Out - A rather large biker whose bike cannot be identified under the rider's oversized bottom.

[Mental Trousers]

Got some fairly decent ones to work with now. Just need someone to do the graphics for them ...

[vifferman]

Scrap the Flame Warriors thing - it's crap.
It's bollocks.
It's pointless and silly.





Hang on - wait a minute....



I just realised - it's perfect for KiwiBiker and for KiwiBikers.

It's crap, it's bollocks, it's both pointless and silly!


But I shall ignore it, as I have steadfastedly done from the beginning.

No, not "From the Beginning" by ELP - from the beginning of when it was incepted on here.

[scumdog]

I like the awards system if it means that only a certain group can give the awards out... don't want the sycophants giving them out everywhere.

Hey, easy on us sycophants - IdleIdolIdyll nominated ME for Site Sycophant, he must be a Good Bastard 'cos he was the only one that nominated me for that award!!

[Goblin]

Cruise Control - is a dark hose who never brags about his riding abilities. He is smooth, completely in control of his machine, and can ride like Hell! Cruise Control's namesake is gained by maintaining the same position on the bike irrespective of whether he's on a straight, in tight twises, doing 100kph, or even 200kph! <--- Blackbird2

Yup! But more of a Silent Achiever than a dark hose.

[Joni]

I like the cruise control one.... I would vote for Diesel Pig for that one!

However i actually do agree with a few that say that its just another thing people are going to abuse!

[The Lone Rider]

I would also question some of it's usuability as some of the new descriptions seem more based on how the person rides (which would mean you know them or have met or ridden with them) whereas this is a website and for the most part all the descriptions relate to a users personality on this website.

There could be a dream rider that does this or that, or is dumb this way or that way with his bike, but on here he or she might be an outright cock or shining princess (or any other weird combination of traits)