Man makes his way naked into wrong house

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 13th December 2007, 13:24

Man makes his way naked into wrong house
A man enticed by a text message promising an experience with two women ended up naked in someone else's house.
A 17-year-old woman has been offered diversion for misusing a phone when she appeared in Palmerston North District Court, The Manawatu Standard reports.
She sent a text to the 31-year-old man offering him the friendly company of two women and suggesting that he get his gear off to save time.
The man panted to the house, took off his clothes and threw them through the window before making his grand entrance.
But it was the wrong house and the householder was not impressed.
Police were called and the man arrested for being unlawfully on a property.
He was also later offered diversion.

I bet he still believes in Santa too.

**The Pastor** · 13th December 2007, 13:30

the txt message was really convincing alright, can we just forget about this plz....

**steveb64** · 13th December 2007, 13:45

Originally Posted by renegade master

the txt message was really convincing alright, can we just forget about this plz....

You must have been DESPERATE!

**vifferman** · 13th December 2007, 14:02

Originally Posted by steveb64

You must have been DESPERATE!

Of course the woolly-headed Mamut is desperate! He even lied about his age as part of his desperate attempt to 'get a bit'.
"Thirty-one" indeed.
Pfft!

**ManDownUnder** · 13th December 2007, 14:05

Originally Posted by steveb64

You must have been DESPERATE!

he sure was - he beat me there by at least 30 seconds

**2up3dom** · 13th December 2007, 14:07

well im glad he didnt come to my house thats for sure

**buellbabe** · 13th December 2007, 14:07

Saw that in the Herald this morning...OMG! how friggin desperate was he?

LOSER!

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 13th December 2007, 14:13

Originally Posted by buellbabe

Saw that in the Herald this morning...OMG! how friggin desperate was he?

LOSER!

Totally agree - I thought they were taking the piss at first. I thought surely no-one's that fn stupid - well obviously the 17 yr old female had him sussed! She probably thought no-one would be that gullible!

**Finn** · 13th December 2007, 14:19

I notice Disco Dan is selling a lot of stuff on KB. Maybe its for legals fees?

**MadDuck** · 13th December 2007, 14:23

Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

Man makes his way naked into wrong house

Damn .... I WISH !!!!

**buellbabe** · 13th December 2007, 14:24

ha ha ha...

Bloody hell... no alarm bells ringing in head when the instructions are to "take your clothes off before entering the house"

...cos supposedly it will save time!

oh dear oh dear!

**The Pastor** · 13th December 2007, 14:46

Originally Posted by vifferman

Of course the woolly-headed Mamut is desperate! He even lied about his age as part of his desperate attempt to 'get a bit'.
"Thirty-one" indeed.
Pfft!

thrity one" isnt my age, its my size, ladies, feel free to PM.

**Steam** · 13th December 2007, 14:51

I don't understand why the guy is being charged (although he's been offered diversion) as he's the innocent party.
There's nothing on him. Literally.

**vifferman** · 13th December 2007, 14:53

Originally Posted by renegade master

thrity one" isnt my age, its my size, ladies, feel free to PM.

Um... look, WHM - you should be aware, that, ummm... 31mm isn't exactly summat you should brag about.
And if its girth is 31mm, then what's the length?

You must need tweezers to get a decent hold of the little fella.