crude but what the f#@k!
A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together.
They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful
desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young
woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss.
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests
She go behinda hedge.
She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous
legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain
his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the
foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand
further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he
finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your sex!?
No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a shit instead.
Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
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Originally Posted by Stirts
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