Possibly the funniest thing i've ever read

**manuboy** · 3rd November 2004, 14:08

OK. I'm putting aside my better judgement here. Anybody who dislikes nauseating stories. DONT READ. Anybody who wants to piss themselves laughing for the next 10 minutes like i just have, follow the link and enjoy...

The Story

**StoneChucker** · 3rd November 2004, 14:44

Thanks, certain parts of that were hilarious

Had me in stitches here at work, people wondering what the hell I'm on

**Blakamin** · 3rd November 2004, 14:46

Wasnt "hilarious" but it got a giggle from me... and i needed that today....

**StoneChucker** · 3rd November 2004, 14:50

You also having "one of those days"? Mine has been going on for a few months now

Sigh, at least I can go riding, soon, hopefully...

Do you know how I could qualify for mental health leave? I don't want to overdo it, and get locked away in an asylum, like the last time.

**Blakamin** · 3rd November 2004, 14:59

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Do you know how I could qualify for mental health leave? I don't want to overdo it, and get locked away in an asylum, like the last time.

now THAT was funny!!!

**manuboy** · 3rd November 2004, 14:59

Originally Posted by Blakamin

Wasnt "hilarious" but it got a giggle from me... and i needed that today....

Quick check with the Metservice site says it's all fine in WellyWood so all you need is a blast on a red thing after work (or whatever) yeah? the grumble of a vtwin and a bit of windblast....

**MacD** · 3rd November 2004, 16:50

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Do you know how I could qualify for mental health leave? I don't want to overdo it, and get locked away in an asylum, like the last time.

Don't worry, we have "community care" in NZ these days so you'd still be allowed out and about!

**StoneChucker** · 3rd November 2004, 19:47

Hey, how about one of you "sick and tired of work, want something new" types, quit your job, and become a community care worker... Then, I'll get myself onto community care, and you can be paid for going riding with me. (as my care worker obviously) :cool2:

Now, if I need time off work for recouperation, do I get paid whilst on community care? That would be twice as good. Do you think they would have any trouble paying that subsidy directly onto a mobil card, for gas?

**riffer** · 3rd November 2004, 20:23

Dave and Mike. I don't mean to brag, but sounds like you want to come work with me.

We have unlimited sick leave at my work.

Some people apparently have been away for up to six weeks at a time (paid) for stress leave.

**Blakamin** · 4th November 2004, 06:46

Simon, If it all falls thru (becoming Daves "carer") I'll be knocking on your door!

**White trash** · 4th November 2004, 15:45

Originally Posted by manuboy

OK. I'm putting aside my better judgement here. Anybody who dislikes nauseating stories. DONT READ. Anybody who wants to piss themselves laughing for the next 10 minutes like i just have, follow the link and enjoy...

The Story

That WAS a good one, however, I read a better one somewhere that went into the finer details of enjoying a similar experiance at a reastraunt.

**Storm** · 5th December 2004, 11:45

I feel his pain

**inlinefour** · 17th December 2004, 01:23

Originally Posted by manuboy

OK. I'm putting aside my better judgement here. Anybody who dislikes nauseating stories. DONT READ. Anybody who wants to piss themselves laughing for the next 10 minutes like i just have, follow the link and enjoy...

The Story

Good read on an uneventfull night shift...