Man makes his way naked into wrong house

[007XX]

I reckon she should get a medal... That's bloody funny!!!

[vifferman]

I like the bit about both the 17 year-old female and the 31 year-old man being "offered diversion". I reckon the whole escapade was diverting for both of them.

[vifferman]

31" is over half a meter.

No, 31" is nearly a metre.
OK - I'll concede there is possibly just a little circumstantial evidence for this fantasy of yours. The loss of blood to your head when you're playing with yourself while on-line would certainly be an alternative explanation for some of the stuff you post.

[oldrider]

Damn .... I WISH !!!!

Be careful what you wish for.

Us fairy godfathers can make wishes come true.

Send txt but this time get the bloody address right. John. (Chairman, fairy-godfather Assn)

[ynot slow]

Txt is great if ya aint dislexic.She said 13 not 31 oswald st not orgasm rd.