Company Christmas Party

**ManDownUnder** · 19th December 2007, 13:53

Originally Posted by Stirts

To, MDU, Manliness personified
Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Mr Under,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since
the 17th of December.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 16th of Oct. at approx 1300 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving his letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. If you do not wish to take up this offer I would be happy if you could forward this letter to anyone male except a Dan, Steve, Mark or John. Short busty women could also be included on that forward list

Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,

Stirts
HR Pro

So incredibly flattering but I get this sort of thing all the time and and I really haven't worked out a way of gracefully refusing without leaving yet another shattered heart in my wake.

If you are intent on proceeding, let me know and I'll see if I can fit you into my busy schedule. Sunday mornings 2:15 though 4:14 are free at the moment. I apologise for the short duration but it's the best I can do under the curcumstance.

Very flattered regards
MDU

**Stirts** · 19th December 2007, 14:12

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

So incredibly flattering but I get this sort of thing all the time and and I really haven't worked out a way of gracefully refusing without leaving yet another shattered heart in my wake.

If you are intent on proceeding, let me know and I'll see if I can fit you into my busy schedule. Sunday mornings 2:15 though 4:14 are free at the moment. I apologise for the short duration but it's the best I can do under the curcumstance.

Very flattered regards
MDU

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.