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    A wee Christmas joke:

    Believe or not this was sent to a colleague by a (church name and denomination withheld) Vicar!

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
    Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
    "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,
    "You must each possess
    something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and
    pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents
    a candle", he said.
    "You may pass through the pearly
    gates" Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
    shook them and said, "They're bells."
    Saint Peter said "You may pass through
    the pearly gates".

    The third man started searching desperately
    through his pockets and finally pulled out a
    pair of women's panties.
    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
    eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
    symbolize?
    The man replied," "These are Carols."

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    Subtle...I like it!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    subtle .... sheesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    Believe or not this was sent to a colleague by a (church name and denomination withheld) Vicar!

    .....
    You realize only 1 particular denomination call their priests Vicar eh??
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    You realize only 1 particular denomination call their priests Vicar eh??
    At least I didn't name his chruch then aye? or is that eh? or ..

    Fug..... Hitcher's gunna get me's rool bad 4 dis 1
    '''''''s

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    It's "eh"
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    Heres a dry one

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    They both empty their sack for children


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