Bogeyman
An Aussie and a Kiwi were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi "If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about being related, but it would make us even."
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Hardcore Biker
Hahahahahahahahaha
Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.
After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.
The Loose Goose
Very good - and one I hadn't heard before!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Rest In Peace
Oh very nice!!!!! Well done sir...
Originally Posted by Wolf
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