Many have tried, and hurt themselves...brave soul you are!Originally Posted by Mikkel
Well, we men should use every opportunity to practice our multi-tasking skills I've been told
Rest In Peace
Many have tried, and hurt themselves...brave soul you are!Well, we men should use every opportunity to practice our multi-tasking skills I've been told
The instructions are simple...
red? green? red? green? the choices are endless....Many have tried, and hurt themselves...brave soul you are!
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Yeah, we poor men. I wish we had the awesome abilities of women to drive while talking on the cellphone/doing our nail polish/eyeliner/texting... You know what I mean!Many have tried, and hurt themselves...brave soul you are!
I've always found it hard to understand the logic behind the two statements:
"Men always think about sex!"
"Men never can do two things at the same time!"
The logic I can't grasp is that it's usually the same women who say both things...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Rest In Peace
How long does it take you to figure that one out at the lights?
It's female logic, don't try comprehending it...it takes too damn long, and I gave up long ago, so how do you reckon I feel about it?Yeah, we poor men. I wish we had the awesome abilities of women to drive while talking on the cellphone/doing our nail polish/eyeliner/texting... You know what I mean!
I've always found it hard to understand the logic behind the two statements:
"Men always think about sex!"
"Men never can do two things at the same time!"
The logic I can't grasp is that it's usually the same women who say both things...
If that can make you feel better, I always think about sex and I can do two things at the same time...so there is hope for you yet!
The instructions are simple...
3 cycles (includes the amber, you see)
And it don't pay to be too cheeky....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Rest In Peace
Crap, shit bugger...ran out of bling for you again...
The instructions are simple...
*sly chuckle*
Crap, shit bugger...ran out of bling for you again...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Forum whore
why did i think of winja watching that
The Sharif don't like it!
What film is that from?
Good laugh too
-Indy
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Forum whore
Dude - no idea of your personal site issues but holly shit that was funny and worth every deleted post of yours just to be able to view it!
Common down to Christchuch for a Christmas man-hug, you appear to need one!
Very well done.
bikeless
Sorry I couldn't help myself.Brilliant little skit. "I had over 9,000 posts" "I should be immune". Shades of KB in there, for sure.
[YOUTUBE]dZej0YC12aw[/YOUTUBE]
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Freakin' hippy
"Downfall"
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Forum whore
about sums up my current situation on this forum dunnit?
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Crude and funny - but I don't see the relevance besides 9,000 and a desire to have immunity.
Or "Der Untergang" as it's titled in German. And that word contains much darker tones than Downfall! Untergang among other meanings includes "the end (of all things)".
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
bikeless
Just the 9,000 thing. Been saving that vid for a while now.Crude and funny - but I don't see the relevance besides 9,000 and a desire to have immunity.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
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