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  1. 19th December 2007, 18:01 #1
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    Alternative Christmas songs

    Ok. I was sick of Snoopy's Christmas in mid-November and everytime I go shopping I head home wanting to go NATO on all those stores that have the same Christmas CD playing.

    So, what are some Christmas songs that won't appeal to stores/parents/children and won't put me on the path to buying firearms??

    PS The Rock radio station is a blessing at this time of year.
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    I quite like "Please Come Home for Christmas"

    Either Eagles or Pat Benatar rendition.

    Not exactly a carol, but nice, all the same...
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    I like...'be claus I got high'...afro-man remix of because I got high!! its a giggle!! lol
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    I heard an ACDC Xmas song on Hauraki this morning, something about my favourite things and drinking Jack Daniels while getting a back rub....
    Heard a Kiwi classic too.... "I wanna wish you a Maori Christmas".

    Edit: Oh, I see Hitcher heard it too!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
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    Shock horror!!!

    And not really that alternative, but go The Pogues!

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    Christmas, Chirstmas time is here
    Time for toys and time for cheer

    We've been good but we can't last
    Hurry Christmas, hurry fast

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    Tramp'o claus

    http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

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    You have touched a raw nerve with me tonite!

    I drove to work the other day and ended up with "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" Boney M styles in my head.....got totally pissed off finding my self singing it at work, went and put the radio on and got a full burst of "I'm dreaming of a white christmas"!!!!!!!!!!


    Local radio station seems to have a buzz over other frequencies around here...

    I quite like Snoopys Christmas
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    Not a song, but a good story.

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    Always partial to the Keving Bloody Wilson one...

    Hey santa clause you c##t
    where's me effin bike
    I've unwrapped all this other junk
    ANd there's nothing that I like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
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