Suicidal Christmas

**Steam** · 22nd December 2007, 07:48

So, more people kill themselves at Christmas than at any other time of year. It's true, look it up if you don't believe me.
Must be all that sickening happiness floating around like a fibre-filled poo in the toilet. Makes me wanna kill both myself and all the happy people. Aaaaall of them.

Anyway, the fine folk at Dark Roasted Blend have put together a little collection of relevant pictures.

Go on, release the inner Grinch.

**McJim** · 22nd December 2007, 08:26

A delicious combination of financial hardship coupled with false financial obligation and then being bombarded by images of pseudo happy fuckers on TV. The happiness of these others shifts your perspective and makes you think you are actually sadder than you really are.

This depression makes it difficult to achieve stuff so you degenerate, feel useless and before you know it you are thinking "Why go on?"

Merry Christmas.

**Trudes** · 22nd December 2007, 10:09

Spending time with certain family members always makes me want to kill myself.

**Beemer** · 22nd December 2007, 11:15

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Spending time with certain family members always makes me want to kill myself.

You must have relatives like mine then! Thankfully they have all decided now mum is dead they don't want to have anything to do with me so perhaps my life will start to improve now!

These cartoons seemed appropriate...

**Disco Dan** · 22nd December 2007, 12:10

Originally Posted by Steam

So, more people kill themselves at Christmas than at any other time of year. It's true, look it up if you don't believe me.
Must be all that sickening happiness floating around like a fibre-filled poo in the toilet. Makes me wanna kill both myself and all the happy people. Aaaaall of them.

Anyway, the fine folk at Dark Roasted Blend have put together a little collection of relevant pictures.

Go on, release the inner Grinch.

The ducks are fantastic!!! hahahah!!