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    Bike crash types

    Accident waiting to happen - Getting wiped out while sitting stationary.
    Adventure Tourist - One who leaves the road and ends up deep in the bush.
    Agricultural incident - When a Harley is involved.
    Arsewipe - The guy that falls off in jeans or other inapproriate clothes and looses large amounts of skin off his arse.
    Crotch Sniffer- Biker who follows too closely then finally runs into the back of someone.
    Double Act - Rider and Pillion crashing.
    Kamakazi - Bike tries to take a car out.
    Out for a Duck- Crash on first ride on a new bike.
    Sliced Cheese - (enough said)
    Taking a U-Turn - (enough said)
    Smashing Pumpkin - Not be wearing a helmet.

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    How about:

    Tree-hugger - wrapped around a tree

    bound to be some more variations out there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Cricket: The sound of willow on leather.
    Oh dear. Hitcher. My groans just drowned out Grahameeboy's snoring.

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    Low speed off - Any crash involving a Harley (Sorry Harley owners all in good fun)

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    Aquaman - ending up in sea/river/lake/pool/tears
    Abortion - stunt gone wrong
    Mopedectomy - getting thrown off a scooter

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    Easy Lay - Very Gentle Lowside
    Highroller - Highside then cartwheel down road.
    A Domestic - Falling off in your own driveway.
    Act of Beastiality - Hitting a Cow
    Transformer - Bike so badly mashed up it looks like something else
    Pork Roast with Garnish - Crashing into a Police car and the whole thing going up in flames.(Possible in theory)
    David and Goliath - Bike vs Mack Truck
    Mainland Cheese - South Island Cheesecutter accident.

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    Fellatio - common Wellington region unattended motorcycle parking incident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Fellatio - common Wellington region unattended motorcycle parking incident.
    What you Wellington riders get up to in unattended motorcycle parking spots is not really relevant to the thread.

    Erectile Dysfunction - Not being able to get your bike up. (Wheelie)
    Projectile Dysfunction - Not being able to keep bike up while its moving.

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    Close shave - falling off while wearing open-faced helmet
    High Slide - under the influence

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